Extra Consent by Open Mike Eagle Lyrics
[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]
Girl, I want extra consent, it might not be super smooth
But listen here, I want permission if I'm makin' a move
Girl, I want extra consent, looks like we might have sex
Do me a favor, get a pen and put your name by this X
Girl, I want extra consent, I feel like we gettin' warm
Give me a second, hang tight, I need to print out this form
Oh shit, the paper is torn, I need to print out another copy
It's white on top over a yellow color copy
So, press down hard and push the signature through
I got a notary public, I should've mentioned to you
I didn't know how to say it, I didn't wanna assume
And now a short demonstration, I had to exit this room
And there's a door on the left, another door on the right
And in the case of emergency, you can follow these lights
And please note the panic button at the foot of the bed
And give me verbal confirmation that you heard what I said
Girl, I need extra consent, don't need no NDA
Just need them Y-E-S's at the end of a date
I'd like a list of your preferences and a list of complaints
I want permission to hurry up and permission to wait
Girl, I need extra consent, girl, I need extra consent
I ain't makin' no assumptions like the rest of them gents
Girl, I want extra consent for every different position
I got a unique fetish, get off on gettin' permission, girl
[Verse 2: Lizzo]
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up
Wait, seriously, hold up, I gotta sign what? I'm tryna fuck
Ooh, ooh, now it's gon' take me 'bout two
Shots of liquor to I see if I go home with you
I got an LLC so you know you can't fuck with me
Until you see that notary, bitch, where is your chivalry?
Don't even hold the door for me, woo-woo-woo
I said hold the door for me
I like you, it's simple, initial on the nipple (Yeah)
Yeah, I know, my body is a temple (Yeah)
You bein' real polite and I appreciate this shit (Appreciate that shit)
But read this body language, English, Spanish, and that dick
Girl, I want extra consent, it might not be super smooth
But listen here, I want permission if I'm makin' a move
Girl, I want extra consent, looks like we might have sex
Do me a favor, get a pen and put your name by this X
Girl, I want extra consent, I feel like we gettin' warm
Give me a second, hang tight, I need to print out this form
Oh shit, the paper is torn, I need to print out another copy
It's white on top over a yellow color copy
So, press down hard and push the signature through
I got a notary public, I should've mentioned to you
I didn't know how to say it, I didn't wanna assume
And now a short demonstration, I had to exit this room
And there's a door on the left, another door on the right
And in the case of emergency, you can follow these lights
And please note the panic button at the foot of the bed
And give me verbal confirmation that you heard what I said
Girl, I need extra consent, don't need no NDA
Just need them Y-E-S's at the end of a date
I'd like a list of your preferences and a list of complaints
I want permission to hurry up and permission to wait
Girl, I need extra consent, girl, I need extra consent
I ain't makin' no assumptions like the rest of them gents
Girl, I want extra consent for every different position
I got a unique fetish, get off on gettin' permission, girl
[Verse 2: Lizzo]
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up
Wait, seriously, hold up, I gotta sign what? I'm tryna fuck
Ooh, ooh, now it's gon' take me 'bout two
Shots of liquor to I see if I go home with you
I got an LLC so you know you can't fuck with me
Until you see that notary, bitch, where is your chivalry?
Don't even hold the door for me, woo-woo-woo
I said hold the door for me
I like you, it's simple, initial on the nipple (Yeah)
Yeah, I know, my body is a temple (Yeah)
You bein' real polite and I appreciate this shit (Appreciate that shit)
But read this body language, English, Spanish, and that dick