Teenage Monster by Oingo Boingo Lyrics

I was a teenage monster
I’m the product of a modern time
I’m young and I’m supple and I look so fine

I was a teenage monster
And I always make my parents cry
They didn’t understand that I could not die

Oh, ho, ho, ho
I wake up in the morning
All blurry and fuzzed
My memory is going
Sometimes I can’t remember
Who I am, who I am, who I am

Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!)
I say, (Shove it up your...)
Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!)
They say, (Shove it up your...)
Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!)
I say, (Shove it up your...)
Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!)
They say, (Shove it up your...)
Stupid kids, (Yeah, hey!)
I say, (Shove it up your)
I was a teenage monster
I’m almost sure that it was me
Woah! What else would explain my actions
And my irresponsibility

[Instrumental Interlude]

I was a teenage monster
But I’m not a monster anymore
I got a cushy job at the discount store

I was a teenage monster
And the girls come from far and wide
Hop in the backseat, lets go for a ride

Oh, ho, ho, ho
Cruisin’ down the backstreet
I take ‘em to a burger stand
Show ‘em all my sharp teeth
Let ‘em all know just
Who I am, who I am, who I am
I’m strong as a wildcat
I drive a cool car
I like to drive real fast
Let ‘em all know just
Where I’m at, where I’m at, where I’m at
I was a teenage monster
I was a teenage monster
I was a teenage monster
I was a teenage monster

Oh, ho, ho, ho
I wake up in the morning
All blurry and fuzzed
My memory is going
Sometimes I can’t remember
Who I am, who I am, who I am