Oblivion by Oaktree Lyrics
[Intro]
*Coughing
Ahhhhh
Tree
[Verse 1]
Girls control us with their pussy brain washing us all
I'm at the mall shopping for some Tennis Balls
I don't got a girl, cause all girls hate me
Trying to figure out why God even saved me
Suicidal past, but a decent future
Is the gate to heaven through Bill Gate's computer?
Thinking that I'm neutered, got a weird sense of humor
But the only girl I love thinks I'm a fucking loser
I don't want your sympathy, I just want the symphony
To play that one song from Breakfast at Tiffany's
I use to talk to this girl all the time
Then she blew me off and I don't know why
I don't even know what the hell to think
So I'm, only drinking purple and only eating pink
It's just funny how money makes your nose runny
I heard in Philadelphia its always sunny
I'm out
[Chorus]
There's a Tree in my yard
Let's Chop it down... why
[Hook]
I'm the Oaktree, so don't fuck with me
Life's so black and white like a referee
All I do is fuck around I'm going to disagree
The Tree is coming down, that's a guarantee
[Verse 2]
Like the Roman Empire all of us will fall
I play Basketball I'm a natural, Robert Duvall
The Bible says, tho shall not steal
Then how you expect a homeless man to get his next meal
I got a list of girls that I just want to fuck
I'm wearing my Jordan chain just for good luck
Most people think I'm just a fucking chump
Your right I'm retarded, but so is Forrest Gump
Xylem, insane asylum, escape the routine
Parents dress their daughters up like whores for halloween
That's fine with me, you just a nominee
I'm going win an Oscar, and your going to watch on TV
I met a blind lineman who can't hold a block
I also met a lesbian who likes sucking cock
Sorry for saying the R-word, I didn't mean it
I know I got a dirty mouth I got to clean it
[Hook]
[Chorus]
[Outro: The Big Lebowski]
The Dude: You fucked it up, You fucked it up, her life was in our hands man
Walter Sobchak: Easy Dude
The Dude: We are screwed now, we don't get shit, their going to kill her, we're fucked Walter
Walter Sobchak: Nothing is fucked Dude, your being very un-dude, they'll call back, look she kidnapped, you see nothing is fucked here dude, their a bunch of fucking amateurs
The Dude: Hey Walter will you just shut the fuck up, don't say people I'm doing business here, man
Walter Sobchak: Okay Dude, have it your way
*Coughing
Ahhhhh
Tree
[Verse 1]
Girls control us with their pussy brain washing us all
I'm at the mall shopping for some Tennis Balls
I don't got a girl, cause all girls hate me
Trying to figure out why God even saved me
Suicidal past, but a decent future
Is the gate to heaven through Bill Gate's computer?
Thinking that I'm neutered, got a weird sense of humor
But the only girl I love thinks I'm a fucking loser
I don't want your sympathy, I just want the symphony
To play that one song from Breakfast at Tiffany's
I use to talk to this girl all the time
Then she blew me off and I don't know why
I don't even know what the hell to think
So I'm, only drinking purple and only eating pink
It's just funny how money makes your nose runny
I heard in Philadelphia its always sunny
I'm out
[Chorus]
There's a Tree in my yard
Let's Chop it down... why
[Hook]
I'm the Oaktree, so don't fuck with me
Life's so black and white like a referee
All I do is fuck around I'm going to disagree
The Tree is coming down, that's a guarantee
[Verse 2]
Like the Roman Empire all of us will fall
I play Basketball I'm a natural, Robert Duvall
The Bible says, tho shall not steal
Then how you expect a homeless man to get his next meal
I got a list of girls that I just want to fuck
I'm wearing my Jordan chain just for good luck
Most people think I'm just a fucking chump
Your right I'm retarded, but so is Forrest Gump
Xylem, insane asylum, escape the routine
Parents dress their daughters up like whores for halloween
That's fine with me, you just a nominee
I'm going win an Oscar, and your going to watch on TV
I met a blind lineman who can't hold a block
I also met a lesbian who likes sucking cock
Sorry for saying the R-word, I didn't mean it
I know I got a dirty mouth I got to clean it
[Hook]
[Chorus]
[Outro: The Big Lebowski]
The Dude: You fucked it up, You fucked it up, her life was in our hands man
Walter Sobchak: Easy Dude
The Dude: We are screwed now, we don't get shit, their going to kill her, we're fucked Walter
Walter Sobchak: Nothing is fucked Dude, your being very un-dude, they'll call back, look she kidnapped, you see nothing is fucked here dude, their a bunch of fucking amateurs
The Dude: Hey Walter will you just shut the fuck up, don't say people I'm doing business here, man
Walter Sobchak: Okay Dude, have it your way