How Could The Girl Of My Dreams Be A Lesbian? by Nowhere Fast Lyrics

I looked at her, she looked at me
Above her cover of Seventeen
An angel in disguise, she was
One look at her, and I fell in love
Hoping that she'd talk to me
Giddy as a boy could be
She got up and walked away
So I followed her home that day

She was the prettiest girl in my world
She was the prettiest girl in my world

So I asked her out that day
She said she didn't swing my way
I couldn't think of words to say
When she told me she was gay
But then I had really had enough
But that's okay; I called her bluff
'Cause I was sure that this was love
She's all that I'm thinking of
I hope she's joking with me. She will pay
How could the girl of my dreams be a gay?

I parked my van outside her door
I wasn't ready for what's in store
I watched two girls come and go
Decided that she had to go
If I couldn't have her, no one would
So I did just what I should
I snuck myself inside her home
And killed my baby nice and slow