Dummy Thicc Liver by Not crabl Lyrics

[Intro: not crabl]
This song goes out to everybody who's ever had health struggles
Got big problems

[Chorus: not crabl]
Dummy thicc, yeah my liver's dummy thicc
Dummy thicc, fatty like an oil slick
Dummy thicc, my liver's dummy thicc
Dummy thicc, fatty like an oil slick

[Verse 1: not crabl]
Went into the doctor 'cause I wasn't feelin' hot
Had to get a blood test, yeah they took it on the spot
Doctor called me back later that day
He said "It's elevated alanine aminotransferase, and your–"

[Chorus: not crabl]
Dummy thicc, your liver's dummy thicc
Dummy thicc, fatty like an oil slick
Dummy thicc, my liver's dummy thicc
Dummy thicc, fatty like an oil slick
[Verse 2: not crabl]
He said, "You'll probably be alright, just gotta work on counting carbs
It's probably not from alcohol but stay away from bars
I don't know how exactly you got NAFLD
But it's probably from your diet and your slight obesity"

[Chorus: not crabl]
Dummy thicc, your liver's dummy thicc
Dummy thicc, fatty like an oil slick
Dummy thicc, my liver's dummy thicc
Dummy thicc, fatty like an oil slick

[Verse 3: not crabl]
Got no inflammation, no liver spots or damage
Abstaining from the fatty foods and eating lots of cabbage
I used to be two-sixty, and now I am two-ten
Everybody's askin' me, "Man, how'd you get so thin?"
'Cause I don't want hepatitis
And none of that cirrhosis
Because I'm young and skinny now
I've got a good prognosis
So let this be a lesson
I hope that it will stick
The last thing that you want in life's a liver dummy thicc
Yo!
[Chorus: not crabl]
Dummy thicc, your liver's dummy thicc
Dummy thicc, fatty like an oil slick
Dummy thicc, my liver's dummy thicc
Dummy thicc, fatty like an oil slick

[Outro: not crabl]
Inspectah Lit on the track
Breezy B
We got Howie on the track!