Slacker feat. Phenomenon Eloise Spencer by Noah Gillispie Lyrics
[Verse 1: Noah]
Woke up this afternoon, just in time for dinner
No apathy in me, so I took a shower
Then I laid all on my couch with my bag of Cheetos
Watching soaps all day until I start craving Doritos
So I went up my stairs to get the keys to my car
Thought I might drive to the store but that's just too dang far
So I booted my computer as I put my pants on
Then ordered some cool ranch chips from Amazon
Cause that's how life goes in my parent's basement
I live there so I don't have to get a job to pay rent
Toss me the "L" cause I ain't afraid to hold it
It's fine with me, I'm responsibiliphobic
I eat pizza like Mikey and play games like Bjergsen
I'm down with just chilling and I can't stand working
They say "Kid, you're smart! The way you live is absurd!"
I reply so sly, "I'm just a slacker."
[Chorus: Eloise]
I'm just a mess of potential energy
Waiting to bust on out and perform for all to see
But I can't get this sinking feeling out of me
I'm just a slacker and it's all I'll ever be
[Noah]
I'm, I'm, I'm a slacker x7
Yeah
[Verse 2: Phenomenon]
I've been lounging around doing absolutely nothing
I think I might be productive? Nah hush it, yeah
Chilling on my back sir, call me the black nerd
Wait, oh yeah, I'm King Slacker
Throwin' a fossil in the trash, Rolex in the dumpster
Ain't got time for wasting unless it's fun sir
Would make moves to improve but then wait
Oh man, That means I'd have to run sir
Postponing responibilities
To the best o fmy ability
Dodging work with nimble agility
Sleeping in is how I find my peace and tranquility
Let's just be clear, I'm not giving up, just giving in
Know I need to pay attention, Ritalin
But I don't wanna, instead I'll pout, scream, and shout
I'm a slacker I'll just take the easiest route, peace I'm out
[Chorus: Eloise]
I'm just a mess of potential energy
Waiting to bust on out and perform for all to see
But I can't get this sinking feeling out of me
I'm just a slacker and it's all I'll ever be
[Noah]
I'm, I'm, I'm a slacker x7
Yeah
Woke up this afternoon, just in time for dinner
No apathy in me, so I took a shower
Then I laid all on my couch with my bag of Cheetos
Watching soaps all day until I start craving Doritos
So I went up my stairs to get the keys to my car
Thought I might drive to the store but that's just too dang far
So I booted my computer as I put my pants on
Then ordered some cool ranch chips from Amazon
Cause that's how life goes in my parent's basement
I live there so I don't have to get a job to pay rent
Toss me the "L" cause I ain't afraid to hold it
It's fine with me, I'm responsibiliphobic
I eat pizza like Mikey and play games like Bjergsen
I'm down with just chilling and I can't stand working
They say "Kid, you're smart! The way you live is absurd!"
I reply so sly, "I'm just a slacker."
[Chorus: Eloise]
I'm just a mess of potential energy
Waiting to bust on out and perform for all to see
But I can't get this sinking feeling out of me
I'm just a slacker and it's all I'll ever be
[Noah]
I'm, I'm, I'm a slacker x7
Yeah
[Verse 2: Phenomenon]
I've been lounging around doing absolutely nothing
I think I might be productive? Nah hush it, yeah
Chilling on my back sir, call me the black nerd
Wait, oh yeah, I'm King Slacker
Throwin' a fossil in the trash, Rolex in the dumpster
Ain't got time for wasting unless it's fun sir
Would make moves to improve but then wait
Oh man, That means I'd have to run sir
Postponing responibilities
To the best o fmy ability
Dodging work with nimble agility
Sleeping in is how I find my peace and tranquility
Let's just be clear, I'm not giving up, just giving in
Know I need to pay attention, Ritalin
But I don't wanna, instead I'll pout, scream, and shout
I'm a slacker I'll just take the easiest route, peace I'm out
[Chorus: Eloise]
I'm just a mess of potential energy
Waiting to bust on out and perform for all to see
But I can't get this sinking feeling out of me
I'm just a slacker and it's all I'll ever be
[Noah]
I'm, I'm, I'm a slacker x7
Yeah