Up in the Attic Interlude by Nina West Lyrics
[Skit]
Child #1: Oh, wow, I bet there's some cool stuff up in the attic. Come on!
Child #2: Ew, it smells funny up here.
Nina West (muffled): Actually, that's the smell of lavender and sage.
Child #1: Who was that?
Child #2: I think it's coming from that old trunk over there. Let's open it.
*Trunk opening and magical flourish*
Nina West: Thank you so much for letting me out! You can't really fit a linebacker in a linen closet.
Child #1: Who are you?
Nina West: Well, I'm legendary drag queen, Nina West.
Child #2: You're a queen?
Nina West: Well, uh, kind of.
Child #1: What is drag?
Nina West: Uh! You don't know what drag is? Well, think of me as your fairy drag-mother. I'm gonna tell you all about it!
Child #1: Oh, wow, I bet there's some cool stuff up in the attic. Come on!
Child #2: Ew, it smells funny up here.
Nina West (muffled): Actually, that's the smell of lavender and sage.
Child #1: Who was that?
Child #2: I think it's coming from that old trunk over there. Let's open it.
*Trunk opening and magical flourish*
Nina West: Thank you so much for letting me out! You can't really fit a linebacker in a linen closet.
Child #1: Who are you?
Nina West: Well, I'm legendary drag queen, Nina West.
Child #2: You're a queen?
Nina West: Well, uh, kind of.
Child #1: What is drag?
Nina West: Uh! You don't know what drag is? Well, think of me as your fairy drag-mother. I'm gonna tell you all about it!