John Goodman by Nina West Lyrics

[Chorus]
Mac truck, thick tuck, double-meaty
Boss bitch, Miss Jane Gandolfini
All that, lumberjack in a bikini
Low-key, these bitches wanna be me
I'm John Goodman
I'm mother-tuckin' John Goodman
I'm John Goodman
You wanna toe? I'm John Goodman

[Verse 1]
Ain't your daddy, I'm your mommy with a gut
Rollin' with Bacardi and a slushy in my cup
See me power-walkin' to the club, I never run
Bringin' it like Beauty and the Beast rolled into one (Ockurr)
Lookin' like a snack? Hell nah, I'm the whole meal
Supersize, no lies 'cause it's all real
Broadest broad, yes God, come and get it
No, I'm not a cop, but I can be your lieutenant, ayy

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I might look like a contractor
Or a Patriots linebacker
More Penguin than Bruce Banner
And I'm not really a rapper
But I am sickening
[Chorus]
Mac truck, thick tuck, double-meaty
Boss bitch, Miss Jane Gandolfini
All that, lumberjack in a bikini
Low-key, these bitches wanna be me
I'm John Goodman
I'm mother-tuckin' John Goodman
I'm John Goodman
You wanna toe? I'm John Goodman

[Verse 2]
I'm like Sully in your closet while you dream
Baby, I'm a nightmare like Roseanne, I'll make you scream
Rollin up with [?] on my team
'Cause I'm not bad at drag, don't mess with me

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Baby, look at these man shoulders
I know you want these chest boulders
I'm the best of the drag soldiers
And I'll eat all your leftovers
'Cause I am... I'm hungry

[Chorus]
Mac truck, thick tuck, double-meaty
Boss bitch, Miss Jane Gandolfini
All that, lumberjack in a bikini
Low-key, these bitches wanna be me
I'm John Goodman (On the field)
I'm mother-tuckin' John Goodman (Argo)
I'm John Goodman (Hangover 3)
You wanna toe? I'm John Goodman (Flintstones)
[Bridge]
There's a new dad on the block
And the property value's about to pop
Yeah, I gotta rock these dad socks (Ayy, ayy)
Get your carpool ready, I'm about to mow the lawn
Make some spaghetti casserole
It's time to go (Get in the car)

[Chorus]
Mac truck, thick tuck, double-meaty
Boss bitch, Miss Jane Gandolfini
All that, lumberjack in a bikini
Low-key, these bitches wanna be me
I'm John Goodman (Monsters University)
I'm mother-tuckin' John Goodman (Monsters University)
I'm John Goodman (Get your degree)
You wanna toe? I'm John Goodman