Hucks by Nina West Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Mr. President, we need to talk
That last tweet you sent was
Well, it was not correct, sir
Okay, okay, "factually challenged"
Sir, are you tweeting right now?
You can't say your IQ is "the best," that’s not a number
You can't say it's gonna be 250,000 miles of wall
That’s how far it is to the moon, sir
No, you can't claim Captain America's un-American
He's Captain America and he's not a real person
Taxes are not graded, sir
You cannot say you got an A-plus
Don't worry, Huck-a-boo-boo will handle it
I'll just blame Obama
Put your jammies on
Leave everything to—
[Drop]
Hucks
Hucks
[Verse 2]
What will this other border wall be made out of?
What we know is the wall will be huge
Huge, uh, three huges and two bigs
Does the president know that Captain America's not a real person?
Captain America’s a fiction character with real consequences on national security and ties to ISIS
Sarah, what are the president’s goals for his 2020 campaign?
Border security is our biggest issue
Not only do we have to address the infiltration of illegal immigrants, drug dealers, and rapists in our country
But also the scary notion that comes with it: Ewoks
If Ewoks get in, then we're gonna have to deal with Lando Calrissian and his corruption
We have employed Boba Fett and enlisted a new program with Tony Stark to build another Starship Enterprise
Because, well, let’s face it, there's only one ring to rule them all
#FakeNews
[Drop]
Hucks
[Verse 3]
Did I unplug my flat iron?
Don't worry Sarah, you got this
Your eyes are on fleek and your dress is just right
I am Sarah Sanders of House Huckabee, first of my name
It's time to unleash the dragon that is—
[Drop]
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks, Hucks, Hucks, Hucks
Hucks, Hucks, Hucks, Hucks
[Bridge]
Mic check, one-two, Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Keepin’ up appearances, Ned diddly Flanders
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lies
Burn Michelle Wolf down for a smokey eye
Call me Colonel, you ain't seen this Sanders' kitchen
Grease a bucket and eat it up, fake news chicken
I'll kick a truce ass, don't ask nothin'
Happy to make you look the other way, next beat, step in
President's golf caddy, I'm on the green
Thanks for the job, Daddy, he on my team
I heard Huckabee's been fightin' off the baddies
I'ma show you why this pussy grabby
[?] my mess, I never give it a rest
My mother-Huckin' flow is the best
[?] is a bust
Nobody else is gonna hold it down for you like me, it's gotta be
[Outro]
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks
Mr. President, we need to talk
That last tweet you sent was
Well, it was not correct, sir
Okay, okay, "factually challenged"
Sir, are you tweeting right now?
You can't say your IQ is "the best," that’s not a number
You can't say it's gonna be 250,000 miles of wall
That’s how far it is to the moon, sir
No, you can't claim Captain America's un-American
He's Captain America and he's not a real person
Taxes are not graded, sir
You cannot say you got an A-plus
Don't worry, Huck-a-boo-boo will handle it
I'll just blame Obama
Put your jammies on
Leave everything to—
[Drop]
Hucks
Hucks
[Verse 2]
What will this other border wall be made out of?
What we know is the wall will be huge
Huge, uh, three huges and two bigs
Does the president know that Captain America's not a real person?
Captain America’s a fiction character with real consequences on national security and ties to ISIS
Sarah, what are the president’s goals for his 2020 campaign?
Border security is our biggest issue
Not only do we have to address the infiltration of illegal immigrants, drug dealers, and rapists in our country
But also the scary notion that comes with it: Ewoks
If Ewoks get in, then we're gonna have to deal with Lando Calrissian and his corruption
We have employed Boba Fett and enlisted a new program with Tony Stark to build another Starship Enterprise
Because, well, let’s face it, there's only one ring to rule them all
#FakeNews
[Drop]
Hucks
[Verse 3]
Did I unplug my flat iron?
Don't worry Sarah, you got this
Your eyes are on fleek and your dress is just right
I am Sarah Sanders of House Huckabee, first of my name
It's time to unleash the dragon that is—
[Drop]
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks, Hucks, Hucks, Hucks
Hucks, Hucks, Hucks, Hucks
[Bridge]
Mic check, one-two, Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Keepin’ up appearances, Ned diddly Flanders
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lies
Burn Michelle Wolf down for a smokey eye
Call me Colonel, you ain't seen this Sanders' kitchen
Grease a bucket and eat it up, fake news chicken
I'll kick a truce ass, don't ask nothin'
Happy to make you look the other way, next beat, step in
President's golf caddy, I'm on the green
Thanks for the job, Daddy, he on my team
I heard Huckabee's been fightin' off the baddies
I'ma show you why this pussy grabby
[?] my mess, I never give it a rest
My mother-Huckin' flow is the best
[?] is a bust
Nobody else is gonna hold it down for you like me, it's gotta be
[Outro]
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks
Hucks