Jonts by Nickelus F Lyrics
[Chorus]
On a scale of one to ten
I’m a mother-fuckin billion
Went outside, took a piss
On the mother-fuckin building
I was shooting in the gym
Now I’m jumping out the ceiling
Y’all keep it 100, I keep it 100 million
Look at all of these jonts
Club full of jonts
Where they find all of these jonts?
So many jonts
Man fuck all these jonts it ain’t nothing but trouble
[Bridge 1]
Why are you so conceited?
I mean at best you’re a seven
Yeah that’s good but not great
That’s like salad with no dressing
Plain as a mother fucker
Lame as a mother fucker
You was a quarter piece
But changed like a mother fucker
[Verse 1]
I came out the cut like a liter of blood
You see I get love
Lean in my cup
Chiefing my drugs
Petey so high he can sleep in the club
When are these hoes gon realize
That I know that those ain’t your real eyes
And your real ass cuz them little thighs
Don’t match that, it’s meal time
I’m high up, I feel fine
Can’t smell shit cuz I sniff lines
I educate her, stay medicated
So I’m never takin no sick time
Gettin mine
[Chorus]
On a scale one to ten
I’m a mother-fuckin billion
Went outside, took a piss
On the mother-fuckin building
I was shooting in the gym
Now I’m jumping out the ceiling
Y’all keep it 100, I keep it 100 million
Look at all of these jonts
Club full of jonts
Where they find all of these jonts?
So many jonts
Man fuck all these jonts it ain’t nothing but trouble
[Bridge 2]
All these girls, all these queens
All these hoes, all these thots
They want gold, they want ice
But can't boil water in a pot
Ain’t worried about your dream
They give a fuck if you rap
All they what up no it scare you
Throw some dollars in they back
Crack the cork, pop the lock
Bust it open, bust it open
Got them coochie cutters on
Don’t provoke em, don’t provoke em
Let me moisturize the thighs
Get the lotion, get the lotion
Said I gotta pay to play
But I got tokens, I got tokens
Rub it down, rub it down
That’s erosion, that’s erosion
Break the bra, straight raw
No emoji, no emotion
Everybody can’t be winning
I been chosen, I been chosen
I fell down, but I got up
That’s devotion that’s devotion
[Verse 2]
Shit, how back is all this Sweet Petey gon smoke?
Tryna get high as the next nearest galaxy
You been up waiting all night for the d
I probably fall sleep have yo pretty ass mad at me
Yeah you get high when you smoke with your guy
But you get more high when you smokin this rapper weed
I been out getting it don’t you forget
Girl don’t you forget
[Chorus]
On a scale of one to ten
I’m a mother-fuckin billion
Went outside, took a piss
On the mother-fuckin building
I was shooting in the gym
Now I’m jumping out the ceiling
Y’all keep it 100, I keep it 100 million
Look at all of these jonts
Club full of jonts
Where they find all of these jonts?
So many jonts
Man fuck all these jonts it ain’t nothing but trouble
On a scale of one to ten
I’m a mother-fuckin billion
Went outside, took a piss
On the mother-fuckin building
I was shooting in the gym
Now I’m jumping out the ceiling
Y’all keep it 100, I keep it 100 million
Look at all of these jonts
Club full of jonts
Where they find all of these jonts?
So many jonts
Man fuck all these jonts it ain’t nothing but trouble
[Bridge 1]
Why are you so conceited?
I mean at best you’re a seven
Yeah that’s good but not great
That’s like salad with no dressing
Plain as a mother fucker
Lame as a mother fucker
You was a quarter piece
But changed like a mother fucker
[Verse 1]
I came out the cut like a liter of blood
You see I get love
Lean in my cup
Chiefing my drugs
Petey so high he can sleep in the club
When are these hoes gon realize
That I know that those ain’t your real eyes
And your real ass cuz them little thighs
Don’t match that, it’s meal time
I’m high up, I feel fine
Can’t smell shit cuz I sniff lines
I educate her, stay medicated
So I’m never takin no sick time
Gettin mine
[Chorus]
On a scale one to ten
I’m a mother-fuckin billion
Went outside, took a piss
On the mother-fuckin building
I was shooting in the gym
Now I’m jumping out the ceiling
Y’all keep it 100, I keep it 100 million
Look at all of these jonts
Club full of jonts
Where they find all of these jonts?
So many jonts
Man fuck all these jonts it ain’t nothing but trouble
[Bridge 2]
All these girls, all these queens
All these hoes, all these thots
They want gold, they want ice
But can't boil water in a pot
Ain’t worried about your dream
They give a fuck if you rap
All they what up no it scare you
Throw some dollars in they back
Crack the cork, pop the lock
Bust it open, bust it open
Got them coochie cutters on
Don’t provoke em, don’t provoke em
Let me moisturize the thighs
Get the lotion, get the lotion
Said I gotta pay to play
But I got tokens, I got tokens
Rub it down, rub it down
That’s erosion, that’s erosion
Break the bra, straight raw
No emoji, no emotion
Everybody can’t be winning
I been chosen, I been chosen
I fell down, but I got up
That’s devotion that’s devotion
[Verse 2]
Shit, how back is all this Sweet Petey gon smoke?
Tryna get high as the next nearest galaxy
You been up waiting all night for the d
I probably fall sleep have yo pretty ass mad at me
Yeah you get high when you smoke with your guy
But you get more high when you smokin this rapper weed
I been out getting it don’t you forget
Girl don’t you forget
[Chorus]
On a scale of one to ten
I’m a mother-fuckin billion
Went outside, took a piss
On the mother-fuckin building
I was shooting in the gym
Now I’m jumping out the ceiling
Y’all keep it 100, I keep it 100 million
Look at all of these jonts
Club full of jonts
Where they find all of these jonts?
So many jonts
Man fuck all these jonts it ain’t nothing but trouble