They Dont Know a Headlock from a Liplock 9-3-1996 by New Jack (wrestler) Lyrics
New Jack: "I never thought that I would miss nobody in my life, but to be honest I missed these crazy, retarded motherfuckers from ECW. Maybe I'm losing my god-damn mind, I don't know.
But for some reason, sitting in the Atlanta City Jail for damn near five weeks I was like, 'right about now I'd be in the ring beating the fuck outta somebody, but I'm sitting here looking at this motherfucking TV'.
They made me watch that bullshit WCW. I'm gonna clear up a myth: I jacked off that night. Hard. I'm about tired of these motherfuckers coming out here talking about Eric Bischoff. Fuck Eric Bischoff. I don't know him and I don't know Vince McMahon. I don't give a fuck if you usеd to wrestle in WCW or WWF. That ain't ECW.
OK, true еnough, that may be where the big boys play but THIS is where the real motherfuckers get down. So I don't give a damn about WCW, I don't give a damn about WWF because, you see, this is where the real deal is happening. True enough, they got motherfuckers that are 6'9", 6'10". So fucking what? They don't know a headlock from a liplock so fuck 'em all ..."
But for some reason, sitting in the Atlanta City Jail for damn near five weeks I was like, 'right about now I'd be in the ring beating the fuck outta somebody, but I'm sitting here looking at this motherfucking TV'.
They made me watch that bullshit WCW. I'm gonna clear up a myth: I jacked off that night. Hard. I'm about tired of these motherfuckers coming out here talking about Eric Bischoff. Fuck Eric Bischoff. I don't know him and I don't know Vince McMahon. I don't give a fuck if you usеd to wrestle in WCW or WWF. That ain't ECW.
OK, true еnough, that may be where the big boys play but THIS is where the real motherfuckers get down. So I don't give a damn about WCW, I don't give a damn about WWF because, you see, this is where the real deal is happening. True enough, they got motherfuckers that are 6'9", 6'10". So fucking what? They don't know a headlock from a liplock so fuck 'em all ..."