My Girlfriend Is a Rock by Nervebreakers Lyrics

My girlfriend is a rock
My girlfriend is a rock
I made her out of solid stone
So I'd never be alone
My girlfriend is a rock

We walk around the block
She walks good for a rock
All the neighbors stop and stare
I guess cause she ain't got no hair
But that's okay for a rock

Everybody ask me how she is in bed
Does she feel cold
Does she feel dead
I just tell 'em that she's all right for me
But she is a little bit heavy

My girlfriend is a rock
My girlfriend is a rock
I used to have one made of wood
But she wasn't very good
I like 'em made of rock
We like to sit and talk
She talks good for a rock
All the neighbors stop and stare
Can't understand what she's sayin' there
They don't understand rock

Yeah you wanna see her in the swimming pool
She swims pretty good as a general rule
But she doesn't swim, no, quite as good
As a girl made out of wood

My girlfriend is a rock
She looks like a piece of chalk
Or maybe alabaster
I guess I'll have to ask her
She really likes to pogo, move her feet
She dances pretty good for a piece of concrete
What the heck, she's just a rock

My girlfriend is a rock
You know it's only rock
It's only only rock
It's only rock rock
My girlfriend is a rock
They don't understand rock