Park Ranger by Nerfboi Lyrics
[Intro]
"When I was your age, I wanted to be a park ranger and this is what I do today. We used to do camping as a kid, my parents would take us camping a lot and I really enjoyed being in the outdoors and that was pretty neat and of course we asked the ranger what's that and what's that and he'd tell us and I thought, that guy knows everything! So, I wanna be like him, I wanna be a park ranger."
[Hook]
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Get lost, guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now, do the paperwork later
[Verse 1]
Fuck yeah (fuck yeah)
Yellowstone's saviour (saviour)
Kill a bear then I finna get laid yeah (woo)
Nice guy (nice guy)
Real danger (real danger)
Take a map you'll be thanking me later (thanks)
Got the girl that didn't wanna date ya (ayyy)
Looking up at the stars, Darth Vader (wow)
Weed confiscated from a bunch of teenagers
Now she high as the moon yeah
High as a crater
Later, I've gotta go bih (go bih)
Park commissioner just wrote me
Some might say the job lonely, damn
Bro got a snake as a homie
True but does that make me stranger
Than anyone with a friend who betrays ya (yes)
And besides girls love the flavour (really?)
Curry with the range boy
Yeah I'm a ranger
[Hook]
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Get lost, guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now, do the paperwork later
[Verse 2]
Oh my
Check the fit
Compass on the wrist with the chocolate chip (woo)
And it's no days off but he's always sick
Good wife, no need for the baddest bitch yeah (yeah yeah)
Camp trips getting hella lit (hella lit)
Couple bud lights ought to do the trick
I build a makeshift house from a couple of sticks
Campfire hoes start turning tricks when I
When I'm playing on my guitar
Treat my dick like smores, wanna drive my car (skr skr)
Wanna shot my gun, wanna hike it far
Wanna have some fun, wanna hit a bar, yuh
Bad luck, no clubs in the park (aw)
But I got a pound of weed if you're feeling to spark
And a bottle in the cabin which can help us to start
But be careful (why)
Shit lurk in the dark (bears)
[Hook]
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Get lost, guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now, do the paperwork later
[Outro]
Spark now, do the paperwork later (Paperwork later)
Woo
"When I was your age, I wanted to be a park ranger and this is what I do today. We used to do camping as a kid, my parents would take us camping a lot and I really enjoyed being in the outdoors and that was pretty neat and of course we asked the ranger what's that and what's that and he'd tell us and I thought, that guy knows everything! So, I wanna be like him, I wanna be a park ranger."
[Hook]
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Get lost, guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now, do the paperwork later
[Verse 1]
Fuck yeah (fuck yeah)
Yellowstone's saviour (saviour)
Kill a bear then I finna get laid yeah (woo)
Nice guy (nice guy)
Real danger (real danger)
Take a map you'll be thanking me later (thanks)
Got the girl that didn't wanna date ya (ayyy)
Looking up at the stars, Darth Vader (wow)
Weed confiscated from a bunch of teenagers
Now she high as the moon yeah
High as a crater
Later, I've gotta go bih (go bih)
Park commissioner just wrote me
Some might say the job lonely, damn
Bro got a snake as a homie
True but does that make me stranger
Than anyone with a friend who betrays ya (yes)
And besides girls love the flavour (really?)
Curry with the range boy
Yeah I'm a ranger
[Hook]
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Get lost, guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now, do the paperwork later
[Verse 2]
Oh my
Check the fit
Compass on the wrist with the chocolate chip (woo)
And it's no days off but he's always sick
Good wife, no need for the baddest bitch yeah (yeah yeah)
Camp trips getting hella lit (hella lit)
Couple bud lights ought to do the trick
I build a makeshift house from a couple of sticks
Campfire hoes start turning tricks when I
When I'm playing on my guitar
Treat my dick like smores, wanna drive my car (skr skr)
Wanna shot my gun, wanna hike it far
Wanna have some fun, wanna hit a bar, yuh
Bad luck, no clubs in the park (aw)
But I got a pound of weed if you're feeling to spark
And a bottle in the cabin which can help us to start
But be careful (why)
Shit lurk in the dark (bears)
[Hook]
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big jeep, park ranger
Get lost, guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now, do the paperwork later
[Outro]
Spark now, do the paperwork later (Paperwork later)
Woo