Rap of the Gods by Mytholo-G. Lyrics
What Would You Do?
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
Just another day cooped up in heaven
I roll dice, they come up seven:
I scan the earth so I can see
What hot enchantress will it be?
I’ve got the itch, I need to score—
Who’s that? I haven’t seen her before
Layin’ on the beach among her friends
They are all nines; she’s a ten:
Sweet brunette in a black bikini
Lookin’ just like an ambrosia martini
If she applies I am hirin’—
My love will make her sing like a siren
Come to Olympus and sit on my throne—
How will I ever get you alone?
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
The answer lies in my libido:
To get her I’ll go incognito
I’m sure a big white bull will do:
I’ll be a one bull petting zoo
To set my plan into motion
I promenade beside the ocean
She strolls over and pets my fur
Though I’m a bull, I begin to purr
She whispers, “My how gentle you are.”
I feel as if I’m struck by a star
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
She mounts my back like I’m a horse;
Fallin’ for me is par for the course
To tell the truth without refrainin’
My whole life I’ve been in trainin’
My name is Zues, I’m the master pimpster;
When it comes to love I am no skimpster
Beautiful women night and day;
Just how many, who can say?
Mortals out there may put me down
Cause I spend my life getting’ around
But if you were a god, what would you do?
Just ask yourself, what would you do?
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
I saunter gracefully down the beach
Till Europa and I are out of reach;
Drunk from sun and crashing waves
She says “How tamely you behave.”
She doesn’t know that I am sleazy:
This is no bull, I’m Hera you’re wife
You’re stuck with me for the rest of your life.”
Now get back to Olympus, and take out the trash
Get a night job—we need the cash
And scatter some of the clouds up there;
I look around, but can’t see anywhere
Your brother stopped by, he’s another dolt--
He brought some fancy blue lightning bolt
He’s outraged Demeter, took her daughter:
She’s so mad that she would slaughter
Everything that grows on earth
And stop all women from giving birth.”
“Gee, That’s bad, what can I do
To end the feud between those two?”
“Compromise for peace:
Give each our niece on a seasonal lease.”
“Wow, Hera that’s a great solution.”
“Don’t flatter me for absolution—
Get back to Olympus and finish your chores
Or you’ll be rowin’to shore with oars.”
I’m tellin’ you that’s the way it happened
If that’s a lie, then I’m not rappin’
I’ll give all ya women out there some advice
To keep your man, you must entice
But marriage like fishing can be a debacle
Unless you bring allure and tackle
My name is Hera, I’m Zeus’ wife
Mess with my man, I’ll take your life
I’m his beautiful woman, night and day;
He’ll talk the talk, but he’ll do what I say
Mortals out there may put me down
Cause my husband tries to get around
But if you were a god, what would you do?
Just ask yourself, what would you do?
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
Just another day cooped up in heaven
I roll dice, they come up seven:
I scan the earth so I can see
What hot enchantress will it be?
I’ve got the itch, I need to score—
Who’s that? I haven’t seen her before
Layin’ on the beach among her friends
They are all nines; she’s a ten:
Sweet brunette in a black bikini
Lookin’ just like an ambrosia martini
If she applies I am hirin’—
My love will make her sing like a siren
Come to Olympus and sit on my throne—
How will I ever get you alone?
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
The answer lies in my libido:
To get her I’ll go incognito
I’m sure a big white bull will do:
I’ll be a one bull petting zoo
To set my plan into motion
I promenade beside the ocean
She strolls over and pets my fur
Though I’m a bull, I begin to purr
She whispers, “My how gentle you are.”
I feel as if I’m struck by a star
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
She mounts my back like I’m a horse;
Fallin’ for me is par for the course
To tell the truth without refrainin’
My whole life I’ve been in trainin’
My name is Zues, I’m the master pimpster;
When it comes to love I am no skimpster
Beautiful women night and day;
Just how many, who can say?
Mortals out there may put me down
Cause I spend my life getting’ around
But if you were a god, what would you do?
Just ask yourself, what would you do?
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
I saunter gracefully down the beach
Till Europa and I are out of reach;
Drunk from sun and crashing waves
She says “How tamely you behave.”
She doesn’t know that I am sleazy:
This is no bull, I’m Hera you’re wife
You’re stuck with me for the rest of your life.”
Now get back to Olympus, and take out the trash
Get a night job—we need the cash
And scatter some of the clouds up there;
I look around, but can’t see anywhere
Your brother stopped by, he’s another dolt--
He brought some fancy blue lightning bolt
He’s outraged Demeter, took her daughter:
She’s so mad that she would slaughter
Everything that grows on earth
And stop all women from giving birth.”
“Gee, That’s bad, what can I do
To end the feud between those two?”
“Compromise for peace:
Give each our niece on a seasonal lease.”
“Wow, Hera that’s a great solution.”
“Don’t flatter me for absolution—
Get back to Olympus and finish your chores
Or you’ll be rowin’to shore with oars.”
I’m tellin’ you that’s the way it happened
If that’s a lie, then I’m not rappin’
I’ll give all ya women out there some advice
To keep your man, you must entice
But marriage like fishing can be a debacle
Unless you bring allure and tackle
My name is Hera, I’m Zeus’ wife
Mess with my man, I’ll take your life
I’m his beautiful woman, night and day;
He’ll talk the talk, but he’ll do what I say
Mortals out there may put me down
Cause my husband tries to get around
But if you were a god, what would you do?
Just ask yourself, what would you do?
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you
What would you do? What would you do?
If every woman you want, wanted you