Hold Your Tongue and Say Apple by MxPx Lyrics

You've been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice
You've been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice

Go head and turn the wheels
Digging deep inside your head
Back when you swore you could feel
Your body pulling off your bed

We can tell when you're not listening
We can tell when you're not all there
Everything takes really long for you to do
And I'm sure you think that life ain't fair

You've been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice
You've been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice

That's what they said to me
That's what I thought I heard
It made my feelings bleed
It made my stomach burn
I guess I needed to hear
What I already knew
Cause sometimes that's what it takes
For assholes to improve

You've been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice
You've been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is to never never ever be an asshole