Wastegash VIP feat. MC Kaydan by Mutated Forms Lyrics
When I look around I see some nice ladies are skanking
But its seems security are letting too many tramps in
I'm tryna catch their eyes and help me find a nice fender
But it's hard to see past the wastegash that's dancing
And trust me - when you're a performer it's true
Normally the wastegash will form an orderly queue, yeah
It's ordin'ry for me to touch down in a rave and the way the girls are behavin' it's like I walked in a zoo
Yeah I'm really sick and tired of it so don't get me started
If you're up on the stage and spittin' bars you're one of a target
You can do your best to hide away but they clock you from a mile away
These girls don't really find it hard to smell out an artist
We all know the type of girls - it ain't really hard to spot 'em
It's a shame that basically every drum and bass rave has got 'em
You know they nottin' but rotten
And it can get up to stop 'em
And the way they go on it's a compliment to call them common
Yeah you know the ones walking round half naked
In a pair of hot pants with their bra out, wasted
Yeah tryna get acquainted yeah but when they start to speak
They comin' out with something sick just like this beat from Mutated
Listen babe, my [?]
They laugh in your face
I think it's mad and it's sad that the way you act's a disgrace
I'm afraid it's safe to say that you ain't comin' back to my place
Cos when i look at you I think "yeah that gash is waste"
That gash is waste
That gash is waste
That gash is waste
That gash is waste
When I look around I see some nice ladies are skanking
But its seems security are letting too many tramps in
I'm tryna catch their eyes and help me find a nice fender
But it's hard to see past the wastegash that's dancing
And trust me - when you're a performer it's true
Normally the wastegash will form an orderly queue, yeah
It's ordin'ry for me to touch down in a rave and the way the girls are behavin' it's like I walked in a zoo
Yeah
It's clear to me that the girls in here appear way too smashed
I think it's time to ask the bouncers to take out the trash
I'm here to earn a wage and work a stage and get paid my cash
But I can't leave without gettin' harassed by the wastegash
What can I say
It's just an occupational hazard
I really hope you don't take it the wrong way
I feel flattered
But listen I ain't even drunk yet and your mates are blathered
I'm straight up way too knackered
Any you are way too hammered
So you need to get the message cos it really is gettin' late
You're a right mess like the drink is down your dress, you're a state
You wanna get an MC in bed but I couldn't care less
And I'm not bothered if you're offerin' me sex on a plate
You're really not to my taste and not just come here to host
And you're not the type of girl that I'd take home to meet the folks
I'm sorry if I'm sounding rude but I got some more bad news - you ain't girlfriend material
You ain't even close
You ain't even close
You ain't even close
You ain't even close
But its seems security are letting too many tramps in
I'm tryna catch their eyes and help me find a nice fender
But it's hard to see past the wastegash that's dancing
And trust me - when you're a performer it's true
Normally the wastegash will form an orderly queue, yeah
It's ordin'ry for me to touch down in a rave and the way the girls are behavin' it's like I walked in a zoo
Yeah I'm really sick and tired of it so don't get me started
If you're up on the stage and spittin' bars you're one of a target
You can do your best to hide away but they clock you from a mile away
These girls don't really find it hard to smell out an artist
We all know the type of girls - it ain't really hard to spot 'em
It's a shame that basically every drum and bass rave has got 'em
You know they nottin' but rotten
And it can get up to stop 'em
And the way they go on it's a compliment to call them common
Yeah you know the ones walking round half naked
In a pair of hot pants with their bra out, wasted
Yeah tryna get acquainted yeah but when they start to speak
They comin' out with something sick just like this beat from Mutated
Listen babe, my [?]
They laugh in your face
I think it's mad and it's sad that the way you act's a disgrace
I'm afraid it's safe to say that you ain't comin' back to my place
Cos when i look at you I think "yeah that gash is waste"
That gash is waste
That gash is waste
That gash is waste
That gash is waste
When I look around I see some nice ladies are skanking
But its seems security are letting too many tramps in
I'm tryna catch their eyes and help me find a nice fender
But it's hard to see past the wastegash that's dancing
And trust me - when you're a performer it's true
Normally the wastegash will form an orderly queue, yeah
It's ordin'ry for me to touch down in a rave and the way the girls are behavin' it's like I walked in a zoo
Yeah
It's clear to me that the girls in here appear way too smashed
I think it's time to ask the bouncers to take out the trash
I'm here to earn a wage and work a stage and get paid my cash
But I can't leave without gettin' harassed by the wastegash
What can I say
It's just an occupational hazard
I really hope you don't take it the wrong way
I feel flattered
But listen I ain't even drunk yet and your mates are blathered
I'm straight up way too knackered
Any you are way too hammered
So you need to get the message cos it really is gettin' late
You're a right mess like the drink is down your dress, you're a state
You wanna get an MC in bed but I couldn't care less
And I'm not bothered if you're offerin' me sex on a plate
You're really not to my taste and not just come here to host
And you're not the type of girl that I'd take home to meet the folks
I'm sorry if I'm sounding rude but I got some more bad news - you ain't girlfriend material
You ain't even close
You ain't even close
You ain't even close
You ain't even close