Silence DOWRONG and the Constitution by Mrs. Fiore Lyrics
[Mrs. Fiore]
This just in from the LMK news bureau
The associated press has reported that once again, Silence DOWRONG has committed a dastardly deed. He is spotted leaving D.C and The National Archives building with the original copy of The Constitution! Yes, that's right! The Constitution! Recently the evil historian was interviewed by our own team of reporters, Kat "The Kitty" Ennis, Alex Atha Mrs. Matha, and Nice McNeece. Here is a clip of that interview from before the vacation.
[Mrs. Ennis (as Kat "The Kitty" Ennis)]
What motivates you to threaten and harm our country by stealing one of our most precious documents, The Constitution?
[Mr. Shay (as Silence DOWRONG)]
It's like this, kids don't appreciate our freedoms or our government. Lets see how they like it once there's no more constitution!
[Alex Atha (as Mrs. Matha)]
But it doesn't make any sense, what could you possibly gain?
[Mr. Shay (as Silence DOWRONG)]
By stealing the original constitution, maybe, just maybe it might motivate those lousy unappreciative kids to do some work to get it back!
[Mrs. McNeece (as Nice McNeece)]
Really, DOWRONG, you are despicable! No way no how are you gonna get your hands on the constitution. You're not that good!
[Mr. Shay (as Silence DOWRONG)]
That's what you think, Blondie. Before the end of March I will have The Constitution and your students will have to save it. They need to prove themselves worthy of my challenges by completing the necessary work. (I don't have much faith in them)
[Mrs. Fiore & Pom Poms]
Will DOWRONG win again? Will good triumph over evil? Does might make right?! Will the students of LMK tell DOWRONG "No way! We will do it right!"? Tune in for updates so we can save The Constitution . This has been a public service message from the LMK Network. Thank you for your quiet attention.
This just in from the LMK news bureau
The associated press has reported that once again, Silence DOWRONG has committed a dastardly deed. He is spotted leaving D.C and The National Archives building with the original copy of The Constitution! Yes, that's right! The Constitution! Recently the evil historian was interviewed by our own team of reporters, Kat "The Kitty" Ennis, Alex Atha Mrs. Matha, and Nice McNeece. Here is a clip of that interview from before the vacation.
[Mrs. Ennis (as Kat "The Kitty" Ennis)]
What motivates you to threaten and harm our country by stealing one of our most precious documents, The Constitution?
[Mr. Shay (as Silence DOWRONG)]
It's like this, kids don't appreciate our freedoms or our government. Lets see how they like it once there's no more constitution!
[Alex Atha (as Mrs. Matha)]
But it doesn't make any sense, what could you possibly gain?
[Mr. Shay (as Silence DOWRONG)]
By stealing the original constitution, maybe, just maybe it might motivate those lousy unappreciative kids to do some work to get it back!
[Mrs. McNeece (as Nice McNeece)]
Really, DOWRONG, you are despicable! No way no how are you gonna get your hands on the constitution. You're not that good!
[Mr. Shay (as Silence DOWRONG)]
That's what you think, Blondie. Before the end of March I will have The Constitution and your students will have to save it. They need to prove themselves worthy of my challenges by completing the necessary work. (I don't have much faith in them)
[Mrs. Fiore & Pom Poms]
Will DOWRONG win again? Will good triumph over evil? Does might make right?! Will the students of LMK tell DOWRONG "No way! We will do it right!"? Tune in for updates so we can save The Constitution . This has been a public service message from the LMK Network. Thank you for your quiet attention.