Crazy Knights by Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer Lyrics

Here's a little song for everybody out there

People try to take my port away
Give that back, it's vintage!
And sometimes my butler won't do as I say
Behave yourself Carshalton!
He tells me politely my opinion's too strong
Well I say I'm right, and you sir are wrong!
I am the employer, and you employee
Now go and fetch me a nice cup of tea

These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights
These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights, they really are

Sometimes days are so hard to survive
When you expect tea at four, but get it nearer five
The sun goes down and there's still no cream
And Bourbon biscuits make me ruddy scream!
They break in the teacup again and again
And sometimes I have to stay up 'til ten
On a crazy crazy crazy crazy night
On a crazy crazy crazy crazy night

(shrieking) These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights!
These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights!
Oh yeah! Wooh!
Sorry 'bout that, little over-excited there. Find the spirit of rock somewhat overtakes one every now and again, don't you think?

They try to tell us we don't belong
But I've been to the palace to pick up a gong
I am an Englishman, and rather proud
But when I met the Queen it was she who bowed
Well you know what happened then, don't you? Now I am one! No, not a queen

I'm a crazy crazy crazy crazy knight
I'm a crazy crazy crazy crazy knight
I'm a crazy crazy crazy crazy knight
I'm a crazy crazy crazy crazy knight

(shrieking) These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights!
These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights! Oh yeah!
These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights!
These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights!

(spoken) These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights