Me and My Body Pillow by Mr Beard Lyrics

My wife left me today
She took the kids, and she drove away
Now, I'm alone
Just me and my body pillow

My wife said it wasn't okay
To watch hentai eight hours a day
Now, I'm alone
Just me and my waifu pillow

I've been kink shamed
And I've been slut-shamed
And every other type of shamed
I was just trying to be myself
But my wife didn't see it that way
But you know who doesn't shame me?
My body pillow

Who cares if I missed my son's games
Or my daughter's recital? - That shit is lame
I was having more fun
At home with my body pillow
Sometimes I wish I was born in Japan
Now, the only friend I have is my hand
But I least I have you
My four-foot body pillow

My wife had committed a hate crime
By leaving me alone
She clearly hates Asain culture
Get the ACLC on the phone
But you know who loves the Asians?
My body pillow

My body pillooooow
My body pilloow

It's just me and my heantai and four foot-
Body Pilloooowoooowoahhhhhh