The Worst Margarita Of My Life by Mountain Brews Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Lately things don't seem the same
I can't focus on anything
Sure, I'll go to the baseball game
I'll watch the players, I don't know their names
But I think I know what'll cheer me up
Some sweet chili heat in a cup
Mix it with a sweet and salty brew
For 15 dollars, it oughta do

[Chorus]
But it was the worst margarita
The worst margarita
It was the worst margarita
Of my life

[Verse 2]
How could a team treat their fans like this?
They make their money, they don't give a shit
I swear it was flat Mountain Dew
Mixed with tequila for a noxious brew
Maybe I should just go buy a beer
Gaze at the distance from the upper tear
The air is hot and stagnant still
I'm three sips in, I think I had my fill
[Chorus]
Of the worst margarita
The worst margarita
It was the worst margarita
Of my life

[Verse 3]
Some corn chips and yellow sludge
I pound a dog, I don't give a fudge
This always happens, I know it will
I leave the park feeling physically ill
The parking lot tonight is moving slow
Drunk drivers with nowhere to go
We may maybe have to wait a while
Sober up now, boys, in single file

[Chorus]
From the worst margarita
The worst margarita
It was the worst margarita
Of my life