Pizzacoming by Motboy8 Lyrics
[Intro - motboy8]
Hey
Pizza dough
Tomato paste
Mozzarella
Pepperoni
[Chorus - Dunkey]
I'm calling Pizza Hut
I'm calling Papa Johns
[Verse 1 - motboy8]
I found Pizza Hut when I was 8 years old
I loved every single little thing they sold
They send a greasy pizza straight to your household
And you get that shit for free if it turns up cold
And from that day forward I ate nothing else
Cheese got me clogged; constipated as hell
But I still jumped to action when Pizza Hut rang my doorbell
Shoveling down Pepperoni slices until I fell
But over time Pizza Hut got worse and changed
With their menu they mixed and rearranged
Felt like my old friend and I were estranged
Just looking at their new ham made me fuckin’ deranged
And so I looked around for something new for me
When suddenly this guy named Papa John came up to me
He said “Let me be your new pizza guy, please.”
And I said “John, Start rolling that start rolling that cheese and dough for me.”
[Chorus - Dunkey]
I'm calling Pizza Hut
I'm calling Papa Johns
I'm calling Pizza Hut
[Verse 2 - motboy8]
But Papa Johns while they were there for me, and were good
Kept pushing those jalapenos, wings and other crappy food
Like those shitty breadsticks that taste like wood
Just one sniff of their garlic bread and you’d die where you stood
But at least their Pepperoni was fine
Reminded me of Pizza Hut and the good old times
Before their new recipe ruined it all for me
And Papa John's won’t change, that’s Papa’s guarantee
But Pizza Hut’s ringing me at home telling me new shit
Like that they’re going back to the old recipe and it
“Will be just like the good old pizza again
Please come back Tom, be our friend.”
And I don’t know with which one to go
Pizza Hut was my first, and they’ve changed now, it shows
But Papa Johns was there for me with their dough
Well, fuck the whole thing, I guess I’ll just order them both
Hey
Pizza dough
Tomato paste
Mozzarella
Pepperoni
[Chorus - Dunkey]
I'm calling Pizza Hut
I'm calling Papa Johns
[Verse 1 - motboy8]
I found Pizza Hut when I was 8 years old
I loved every single little thing they sold
They send a greasy pizza straight to your household
And you get that shit for free if it turns up cold
And from that day forward I ate nothing else
Cheese got me clogged; constipated as hell
But I still jumped to action when Pizza Hut rang my doorbell
Shoveling down Pepperoni slices until I fell
But over time Pizza Hut got worse and changed
With their menu they mixed and rearranged
Felt like my old friend and I were estranged
Just looking at their new ham made me fuckin’ deranged
And so I looked around for something new for me
When suddenly this guy named Papa John came up to me
He said “Let me be your new pizza guy, please.”
And I said “John, Start rolling that start rolling that cheese and dough for me.”
[Chorus - Dunkey]
I'm calling Pizza Hut
I'm calling Papa Johns
I'm calling Pizza Hut
[Verse 2 - motboy8]
But Papa Johns while they were there for me, and were good
Kept pushing those jalapenos, wings and other crappy food
Like those shitty breadsticks that taste like wood
Just one sniff of their garlic bread and you’d die where you stood
But at least their Pepperoni was fine
Reminded me of Pizza Hut and the good old times
Before their new recipe ruined it all for me
And Papa John's won’t change, that’s Papa’s guarantee
But Pizza Hut’s ringing me at home telling me new shit
Like that they’re going back to the old recipe and it
“Will be just like the good old pizza again
Please come back Tom, be our friend.”
And I don’t know with which one to go
Pizza Hut was my first, and they’ve changed now, it shows
But Papa Johns was there for me with their dough
Well, fuck the whole thing, I guess I’ll just order them both