Ultimate Yoga Class by Moskidzo Lyrics
[Chorus]
Nobody check ‘em, that’s why they’re spreading
Like flexible hookers, stretching and bending
Stretching and bending
Nobody check ‘em, that’s why they’re spreading
Like flexible hookers
“Like, uh, what exactly do you mean by that?”
Nobody checking, that’s why they’re spreading
Like flexible hookers, stretching and bending
Stretching and bending and stretching
Nobody check ‘em, that’s why they’re spreading
Like flexible hookers, stretch… and bend…
And stretch… and bend… and breath…
[Bridge]
Politically incorrect
But beautiful
Round Nr. 2 - what do the bureaus do?
Digging round holes for square pegs
Ohe the irony, while working in cubicles
[Verse]
Let me set the record ‘fore my demons come fetch me
I don’t belief in resurrection, but completion and ascension
Aspire reaching G.O.D and leave the 3 dimensions
But I’m still young, with time on my hands
Best believe I’ll blow my advance, uh
Forget a record deal, theoretically
All I need is a Bialetti espresso machine
Plenty liters of Birra Moretti
Followed by 3 minutes in linen with Gia Vendetti
No petting, just stretching and bending, stretching and bending (ha)
It’s not a loop, it’s a downward spiral
If for one second you’d get your telescope eyes off o’ your iPhones
You’d find out you’ve been Lei-Lei lied to
(And that’s the truth!) C’mon
[Chorus]
[Poetic Finale]
Hear me now!
We thought it was all cool with Adam and Eve
‘Til Adam figured he couldn’t kick the habit, bit the apple
And detached man from divinity
Thus, created division, magnetism and fractions of entities
Both the serpent in the grass and the [?] kept laughing and giggling
For that Adam had just split the atom (OMG!)
Ever since from the Yin to the Yang
The world dangles between the devil’s fangs
And we cannot escape the lies of our past
So we stretch the truth in this Ultimate Yoga Class
Nobody check ‘em, that’s why they’re spreading
Like flexible hookers, stretching and bending
Stretching and bending
Nobody check ‘em, that’s why they’re spreading
Like flexible hookers
“Like, uh, what exactly do you mean by that?”
Nobody checking, that’s why they’re spreading
Like flexible hookers, stretching and bending
Stretching and bending and stretching
Nobody check ‘em, that’s why they’re spreading
Like flexible hookers, stretch… and bend…
And stretch… and bend… and breath…
[Bridge]
Politically incorrect
But beautiful
Round Nr. 2 - what do the bureaus do?
Digging round holes for square pegs
Ohe the irony, while working in cubicles
[Verse]
Let me set the record ‘fore my demons come fetch me
I don’t belief in resurrection, but completion and ascension
Aspire reaching G.O.D and leave the 3 dimensions
But I’m still young, with time on my hands
Best believe I’ll blow my advance, uh
Forget a record deal, theoretically
All I need is a Bialetti espresso machine
Plenty liters of Birra Moretti
Followed by 3 minutes in linen with Gia Vendetti
No petting, just stretching and bending, stretching and bending (ha)
It’s not a loop, it’s a downward spiral
If for one second you’d get your telescope eyes off o’ your iPhones
You’d find out you’ve been Lei-Lei lied to
(And that’s the truth!) C’mon
[Chorus]
[Poetic Finale]
Hear me now!
We thought it was all cool with Adam and Eve
‘Til Adam figured he couldn’t kick the habit, bit the apple
And detached man from divinity
Thus, created division, magnetism and fractions of entities
Both the serpent in the grass and the [?] kept laughing and giggling
For that Adam had just split the atom (OMG!)
Ever since from the Yin to the Yang
The world dangles between the devil’s fangs
And we cannot escape the lies of our past
So we stretch the truth in this Ultimate Yoga Class