T-Bag Your Grandma by Moron Police Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Come on and open this door to my life
Come on and dance this fandango of knives
Somebody told me that I was alive, but baby I've been ripped apart and eaten by mice
[Pre-Chorus]
And so you say I'm lazy and weird, you like my smile but you don't like my beard
Somebody told you that I was a lie, but honey I'm a hobo, sporadically a Weaboo, and I just wanna go my way and go!
[Chorus]
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
[Verse 2]
You see me riding the shit and the grit
You see me rolling, I walk when I sit
Somebody told me that I was a fool, but baby I've got gold-encrusted shit, so I'm cool
[Pre-Chorus]
And so you say I'm lazy and weird, you like my smile but you don't like my beard
Somebody told you that I was a lie, but honey I'm a hobo, sporadically a Weaboo, and I just wanna go my way and go!
[Chorus]
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
[Outro]
T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Got to T-bag your grandma
Got to T-bag your grandma
T-bag your grandma, Oh my Lord
Come on and open this door to my life
Come on and dance this fandango of knives
Somebody told me that I was alive, but baby I've been ripped apart and eaten by mice
[Pre-Chorus]
And so you say I'm lazy and weird, you like my smile but you don't like my beard
Somebody told you that I was a lie, but honey I'm a hobo, sporadically a Weaboo, and I just wanna go my way and go!
[Chorus]
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
[Verse 2]
You see me riding the shit and the grit
You see me rolling, I walk when I sit
Somebody told me that I was a fool, but baby I've got gold-encrusted shit, so I'm cool
[Pre-Chorus]
And so you say I'm lazy and weird, you like my smile but you don't like my beard
Somebody told you that I was a lie, but honey I'm a hobo, sporadically a Weaboo, and I just wanna go my way and go!
[Chorus]
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
You've got to T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth
[Outro]
T-bag your grandma, got to T-bag your grandma
Got to T-bag your grandma
Got to T-bag your grandma
T-bag your grandma, Oh my Lord