Christmas In Heaven by Monty Python Lyrics

[Spoken:]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen
It's truly a real honourable experience to be here this evening
A very wonderful and warm and emotional moment for all of us
And I'd like to sing a song for all of you

It's Christmas in Heaven
All the children sing
It's Christmas in Heaven
Hark hark those church bells ring

It's Christmas in Heaven
The snow falls from the sky
But it's nice and warm
And everyone
Looks smart and wears a tie

It's Christmas in Heaven
There's great films on TV
'The Sound of Music' twice an hour
And Jaws' I, II and III
[Mary & Joseph:]
There's gifts for all the family
There's toiletries and trains

[Three Wise Men:]
There's Sony Walkman Headphone sets
And the latest video games!

[Chapman:]
It's Christmas, it's Christmas
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray
Every single day, is Christmas day

It's Christmas, it's Christmas in Heaven
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray
Every single day it's Christmas day