FOOL’S GOLD by Monti Cristo Lyrics
[Intro]
Aye, yuh yuh (One time)
Fuck you bitch
The fuck
[Verse 1: Monti Cristo]
Called me yesterday and you was on some (You was on some)
Bullshit, steppin' on my shoelaces
And no, I ain't the same person I once was (I once was)
You talkin' to a ghost, you diggin' fool's gold
Fuckin' up my tombstone, let the chicken roost (Uh)
Coughin' up these other dudes, stickin' muzzles down your throat (Uh)
Aristotle said, "Patience is a virtue" (It's a virtue)
Guess I'm too corrupt
Two seconds just to block all your communication
But you still went to the yellow pages lookin' for my name
Fuck that, Snapchat shit, take it to the grave, I'm gone (aye)
[Verse 2: Thereale$tp]
I was sick one day, layin' on the couch
Stomach hurtin', and I went and asked my dad
"Can you go get me some donuts?" (Aye)
He said, "What the fuck," aye
And we went to the donut shop down the street, aye
Ordered a dozen of donut holes
He got a chocolate donut
And, and, aye
I don't know what's up with him and chocolate donuts
He always got 'em from Krispy Kreme, aye
But we weren't at Krispy Kreme, aye
And he poured me up a cup of lean, nah I'm cappin'
He didn't do the drugs, only for the prescriptions, aye
When the doctor asked, he said, "Why is he doin' steroids?"
Nah, he- it was just the prescription mane
Check it, uh, aye
Watched Two and a Half Men to find some leisure
Uh, aye, uh
Never really liked that show, but maybe it's time to go back and see
Charlie Sheen and that other nigga's name, I forgot
Fuck, irrelevant, check it, what
Charlie Sheen was the main character, uh
Was inspired by the character, and he started
Buying that type of clothing, like damn bruh, what has this came to?
I don't even know what it came to
Started rockin' weird T-shirts, and he started collectin' them
Aye, don't, aye, and he, and uh, one of them said
I got your back and it was stick figures
And he didn't have a back
And I'm goin' down to make this track
Tryna make some stacks mane
This is goin' nowhere, uh
I need some underwear, check it, no
Aye, yuh yuh (One time)
Fuck you bitch
The fuck
[Verse 1: Monti Cristo]
Called me yesterday and you was on some (You was on some)
Bullshit, steppin' on my shoelaces
And no, I ain't the same person I once was (I once was)
You talkin' to a ghost, you diggin' fool's gold
Fuckin' up my tombstone, let the chicken roost (Uh)
Coughin' up these other dudes, stickin' muzzles down your throat (Uh)
Aristotle said, "Patience is a virtue" (It's a virtue)
Guess I'm too corrupt
Two seconds just to block all your communication
But you still went to the yellow pages lookin' for my name
Fuck that, Snapchat shit, take it to the grave, I'm gone (aye)
[Verse 2: Thereale$tp]
I was sick one day, layin' on the couch
Stomach hurtin', and I went and asked my dad
"Can you go get me some donuts?" (Aye)
He said, "What the fuck," aye
And we went to the donut shop down the street, aye
Ordered a dozen of donut holes
He got a chocolate donut
And, and, aye
I don't know what's up with him and chocolate donuts
He always got 'em from Krispy Kreme, aye
But we weren't at Krispy Kreme, aye
And he poured me up a cup of lean, nah I'm cappin'
He didn't do the drugs, only for the prescriptions, aye
When the doctor asked, he said, "Why is he doin' steroids?"
Nah, he- it was just the prescription mane
Check it, uh, aye
Watched Two and a Half Men to find some leisure
Uh, aye, uh
Never really liked that show, but maybe it's time to go back and see
Charlie Sheen and that other nigga's name, I forgot
Fuck, irrelevant, check it, what
Charlie Sheen was the main character, uh
Was inspired by the character, and he started
Buying that type of clothing, like damn bruh, what has this came to?
I don't even know what it came to
Started rockin' weird T-shirts, and he started collectin' them
Aye, don't, aye, and he, and uh, one of them said
I got your back and it was stick figures
And he didn't have a back
And I'm goin' down to make this track
Tryna make some stacks mane
This is goin' nowhere, uh
I need some underwear, check it, no