Im a troublemaker by Montevideo Lyrics

Start to get bored on this sinking couch
Sticky lipstick on her mouth
Hairy legs and Bud(weiser) on breath
After you mate! Go and dunk your biscuit
I arrive, the station's closed
Fucked up tube ! ! King's cross road
Running through the Chelsea area
Some neds beat me up and stole my clothes...
I woke up, had a bleeding nose
My legs won't go, the pavement goes
I feel like a hobo on a private boat
I'm stuck now!
I'm coming down with the flu (x3)
She has a nervous break down
I'm a troublemaker
And I don't mind
She has a nervous break down
I'm her troublemaker
I wanna go home
Up in the morning
I need to read "The Sun""
The page "3" girls and David Beckham's son
Why do americans call footie, soccer?
She opens my pants, she understood "suck her"!
Start to get so bored with those pointless chat
Now the sticky lipsticks on my shirt
Can"t stand staring at her nipples anymore
I give up shagging this silly whore
She has a nervous break down
I"m a troublemaker
And I don"t mind
She has a nervous break down
I"m her troublemaker
I wanna go home
Easy listening on her headphones
Mainstream shit and Robbie's balls
I think she's a dumb, mate!
(the girl answers)
"I'm sorry guy, I'm still jetlagged, you know I'm from L.A."
Come on honey! Are you taking the piss?
I need to get home, to sleep off last night's drink
I know, Lucy sees
I'm goin'insane on a freaky tree!
Now stop mate! I'm on my way
I'll put her head on a "Take That"'s grave
Send a postcard to her mother
Please sign my name with funny, trendy, sexy "J"