Grand Battle by Monomate Lyrics
[spoken]
Oh, fuck this, this can't be fucking happening
I have just spent the last three fucking hours backtracking and fighting the same fucking redundant battle clusters, in the same fucking patch of grass, grinding my ass off
Why? Well, I overwrote my fucking save state with the title screen, that's why!
Actually saving in-game, you say? What do I look like, a fucking noob?
These tedious random battles are wearing me the fuck out, I don't get nearly enough experience from this shit
Where the fuck is my autofight button?
I can feel my carpal tunnel slowly creeping in
My bladder is going to fucking explode, I am frustrated as fucking shit, but you know what comrades? THIS IS GONNA BE A GRAND
GODDAMN BATTLE!
I've seen you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
The final boss was a fuckin' joke
Why even waste my time?
The credit roll's been draggin' on
And I think I'd rather die
Your boss list doesn't intrigue me
Even with your silly jap names
At least the background music's good
But my interest is beginning to wane
The final boss was a fuckin' joke
Why even waste my time?
The credit roll's been draggin' on
And I think I'd rather die
Your boss list doesn't intrigue me
Even with your silly jap names
At least the background music's good
But my interest is beginning to wane
I've seen you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've seen you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
[spoken]
So here we are again, comrades. we've won the battle, we've won the war
We are basking in the light at the end of the tunnel, and it is every bit as glorious as we could've ever imagined it could be
"But what lies at the end of the tunnel?" you may ask
A legendary sword? A damsel in distress? No, what lies here is much greater: our memories
(Our memories!)
I rode the crest on my loyal water-steed
The shoreline lay as serene as could be
Coasted on the warm current's air
The pressure should've killed me by now
My greener days have already passed
I long for those simpler days
I wasn't one of the crowd, wasn't one of the crowd
I wasn't one of the crowd, to be sure, to be sure
I wasn't one of the crowd, wasn't one of the crowd
I wasn't one of the crowd, to be sure, to be sure
Your ego trip went on for far too long
You stole all my limelight, I hope you realize that's wrong
Glorious and generous, I still am
It's only befitting that now I'm a god
You surrendered then, I can't say that I blame you
I bled the molasses from your veins, my beautiful American boy
I made you squeal, like the fucking pig you were
Today was a beautiful day to die
I couldn't take refuge from my own mind
Behind your million layered threads lay your emotive human soul
That was grateful to be fed
Maybe it was electric but it could've just been a rainbow-flavored reverie
We walked through our day-glow dreamland, together
I was a hard-workin' boy, my shit was up to snuff
But I can't say that there weren't times when I wanted to give up
YEAH!
Oh, fuck this, this can't be fucking happening
I have just spent the last three fucking hours backtracking and fighting the same fucking redundant battle clusters, in the same fucking patch of grass, grinding my ass off
Why? Well, I overwrote my fucking save state with the title screen, that's why!
Actually saving in-game, you say? What do I look like, a fucking noob?
These tedious random battles are wearing me the fuck out, I don't get nearly enough experience from this shit
Where the fuck is my autofight button?
I can feel my carpal tunnel slowly creeping in
My bladder is going to fucking explode, I am frustrated as fucking shit, but you know what comrades? THIS IS GONNA BE A GRAND
GODDAMN BATTLE!
I've seen you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
The final boss was a fuckin' joke
Why even waste my time?
The credit roll's been draggin' on
And I think I'd rather die
Your boss list doesn't intrigue me
Even with your silly jap names
At least the background music's good
But my interest is beginning to wane
The final boss was a fuckin' joke
Why even waste my time?
The credit roll's been draggin' on
And I think I'd rather die
Your boss list doesn't intrigue me
Even with your silly jap names
At least the background music's good
But my interest is beginning to wane
I've seen you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've seen you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before, don't wanna do it again
I don't wanna see you, nor your shitty friends
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
I've fought you before
[spoken]
So here we are again, comrades. we've won the battle, we've won the war
We are basking in the light at the end of the tunnel, and it is every bit as glorious as we could've ever imagined it could be
"But what lies at the end of the tunnel?" you may ask
A legendary sword? A damsel in distress? No, what lies here is much greater: our memories
(Our memories!)
I rode the crest on my loyal water-steed
The shoreline lay as serene as could be
Coasted on the warm current's air
The pressure should've killed me by now
My greener days have already passed
I long for those simpler days
I wasn't one of the crowd, wasn't one of the crowd
I wasn't one of the crowd, to be sure, to be sure
I wasn't one of the crowd, wasn't one of the crowd
I wasn't one of the crowd, to be sure, to be sure
Your ego trip went on for far too long
You stole all my limelight, I hope you realize that's wrong
Glorious and generous, I still am
It's only befitting that now I'm a god
You surrendered then, I can't say that I blame you
I bled the molasses from your veins, my beautiful American boy
I made you squeal, like the fucking pig you were
Today was a beautiful day to die
I couldn't take refuge from my own mind
Behind your million layered threads lay your emotive human soul
That was grateful to be fed
Maybe it was electric but it could've just been a rainbow-flavored reverie
We walked through our day-glow dreamland, together
I was a hard-workin' boy, my shit was up to snuff
But I can't say that there weren't times when I wanted to give up
YEAH!