Real Maui Hours by Mom Squad Lyrics
Verse 1:
I'm gonna cough in your mouth (cough)
I'm gonna go to the South
I'm gonna join the Boy Scouts (no gays)
I'm gonna shoot the Boy Scout (that's right)
Tucking my homies all night (cough)
I tuck them in really tight (that's tight)
I put my dick in their tummy (tummy)
I wanna join the alt-right (skrrrrrt)
Bridge:
I put my Chevy Silverado in reverse every day just to go in reverse, you know what I'm saying? (Nyyyyoooooonnnnggg)
Yeah, lately my life's been going in reverse
Just like my Chevy Silverado (that sucks)
Verse 2:
Real Maui Hours
I take my boy in the shower (that's wet)
His dick taste really sour (like Skittles)
My dick look like a tower (Yee Yee)
Black Power
Real Maui Hours (in Hawaii)
Black Power (let's get em)
Real Maui Hours
I put my dick in the rat (skrrrt)
I put my dick in the tap (skrrrt)
I put my dick in Iraq (kill terrorists)
I put my gat in my cat (bang)
I put my cat in the sack
I slam the sack on the counter (he dead)
Now you have sack lunch (skrrrt)
I shoot the kids in the church (bang)
I give the Logan Paul merch (YouTube)
I hang the guy on the birch (that's right)
Content
I'm gonna cough in your mouth (cough)
I'm gonna go to the South
I'm gonna join the Boy Scouts (no gays)
I'm gonna shoot the Boy Scout (that's right)
Tucking my homies all night (cough)
I tuck them in really tight (that's tight)
I put my dick in their tummy (tummy)
I wanna join the alt-right (skrrrrrt)
Bridge:
I put my Chevy Silverado in reverse every day just to go in reverse, you know what I'm saying? (Nyyyyoooooonnnnggg)
Yeah, lately my life's been going in reverse
Just like my Chevy Silverado (that sucks)
Verse 2:
Real Maui Hours
I take my boy in the shower (that's wet)
His dick taste really sour (like Skittles)
My dick look like a tower (Yee Yee)
Black Power
Real Maui Hours (in Hawaii)
Black Power (let's get em)
Real Maui Hours
I put my dick in the rat (skrrrt)
I put my dick in the tap (skrrrt)
I put my dick in Iraq (kill terrorists)
I put my gat in my cat (bang)
I put my cat in the sack
I slam the sack on the counter (he dead)
Now you have sack lunch (skrrrt)
I shoot the kids in the church (bang)
I give the Logan Paul merch (YouTube)
I hang the guy on the birch (that's right)
Content