Gonna Eat Them Words by Mojo Nixon Lyrics

Woman said I was no good
Never have no cash
Get a thousand silver dollars
Ram 'em up her ass
Gonna go on David Letterman
Tell the entire nation
'Bout a frozen tallywhacker
And this burnin' sensation

Gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words

Gonna give some winos
Hundred dollar bills
Gonna take a handful
Of little white pills
Carry me back to Virginia
In a big jet plane
Fill it up with bombs
Let 'em all rain
Gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words

Yeah, there I was in the Safeway
I seen my old girlfriend
I've seen my old girlfriend checkin' out the vegetables there in the Safeway
She says, "Yo, Moj! Moj, I understand you're doin' pretty good"
I said, "Baby, get outta my face!"
I ripped that gold chain from her neck and I rammed it down her throat
And I picked up a squash and started beatin' her across the head
'Cause she said I would never make a nickel or a dime with the rock 'n' roll thing
She said that I would never be stuffin' Martha's muffin
And while she was layin' there on the produce department floor
With a bunch of zucchinis rammed into her body
I said, "Baby...

Gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words
You gonna eat them words