You are watching münecat news... by Mnecat Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You are watching münecat news
Mixing comforting bullshit with a few half-truths
Curated updates just for you
We'll indoctrinate you and slowly change your worldview
It's now time for the headlines at two
Studies have revealed that your cats really love you
And would not eat your face, if you died alone at home
And did you know Obama takes adrenochrome?
[Verse 2]
Breaking news: you were right from the start
Kanye West in massively overrated
And Piers Morgan is the stain from a wet fart
Migrants will never be fully integrated
Noel Edmonds should be sued for Mr. Blobby
That motherfucker left you in therapy
Drinking beer gives you the perfect body
The Pfizer vaccine in just coyote pee
[Verse 3]
And no, you aren't drinking too much caffeine
You're just borrowing energy from the future, all fax, no printer
Oreos are actually a great source of protein
The grind up the fetuses, and then eat them for dinner
Woke's coming for you — they'll have you hypnotized
That dress was black and blue — they're just fucking with you
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes
It's that George Orville… Animal Factory… 1995
[Verse 4]
The expansion pack system on The Sims is a scam
They cancelled Postman Pat just for bein' an ass man
You don't know what the government has your doctor injectin'
Go down town, and stock up on Ivermectin
The woke left thinks that squirrels are homophobic now
Because they bury their nuts underground
Our children's minds are poisoned by these new age celebs
6is9ine is what you get, if you order Jojo Siwa of the dark web
[Verse 5]
And why's a monkey the mascot for Coco Pops?
Chocolate is toxic to monkeys…
Why did we breed chihuahuas into existence?!
They're clearly not very happy about it!
Why don't the depressants and stimulants in a vodka-Red Bull cancel each other out?
I'm not really playing this piano, I recorded it earlier!
Yes Netflix! We're all still watching…
We're watching the world go insane
But we're here to save you, you've been watching münecat news
You are watching münecat news
Mixing comforting bullshit with a few half-truths
Curated updates just for you
We'll indoctrinate you and slowly change your worldview
It's now time for the headlines at two
Studies have revealed that your cats really love you
And would not eat your face, if you died alone at home
And did you know Obama takes adrenochrome?
[Verse 2]
Breaking news: you were right from the start
Kanye West in massively overrated
And Piers Morgan is the stain from a wet fart
Migrants will never be fully integrated
Noel Edmonds should be sued for Mr. Blobby
That motherfucker left you in therapy
Drinking beer gives you the perfect body
The Pfizer vaccine in just coyote pee
[Verse 3]
And no, you aren't drinking too much caffeine
You're just borrowing energy from the future, all fax, no printer
Oreos are actually a great source of protein
The grind up the fetuses, and then eat them for dinner
Woke's coming for you — they'll have you hypnotized
That dress was black and blue — they're just fucking with you
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes
It's that George Orville… Animal Factory… 1995
[Verse 4]
The expansion pack system on The Sims is a scam
They cancelled Postman Pat just for bein' an ass man
You don't know what the government has your doctor injectin'
Go down town, and stock up on Ivermectin
The woke left thinks that squirrels are homophobic now
Because they bury their nuts underground
Our children's minds are poisoned by these new age celebs
6is9ine is what you get, if you order Jojo Siwa of the dark web
[Verse 5]
And why's a monkey the mascot for Coco Pops?
Chocolate is toxic to monkeys…
Why did we breed chihuahuas into existence?!
They're clearly not very happy about it!
Why don't the depressants and stimulants in a vodka-Red Bull cancel each other out?
I'm not really playing this piano, I recorded it earlier!
Yes Netflix! We're all still watching…
We're watching the world go insane
But we're here to save you, you've been watching münecat news