V-Bitch by Mnecat Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Karen, what you're saying is a bit beyond the pale
I would fight you but I'm hungry and I'm frail
All I eat is lettuce, rice cakes and kale
And when I climb the stairs, I don't let go of the handrail
Being vegan is a money-saving win
You can get a full meal from a compost bin
It's not a bore, we eat everything raw
We even eat the grass the cats throw up on the floor
[Chorus]
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
[Verse 2]
There's a full breakfast growing from your lawn
These mushrooms are giving me the lady-horn
I found an acorn! Quick, cook it up and serve it with some Quorn
Quick, somebody milk the cows before they pop!
It's the damn vegan's fault we need a mop
Now the cow's gone, who's gonna eat the crop?
The humans? They need meat, this vegan noise needs to stop
[Chorus]
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
Karen, what you're saying is a bit beyond the pale
I would fight you but I'm hungry and I'm frail
All I eat is lettuce, rice cakes and kale
And when I climb the stairs, I don't let go of the handrail
Being vegan is a money-saving win
You can get a full meal from a compost bin
It's not a bore, we eat everything raw
We even eat the grass the cats throw up on the floor
[Chorus]
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
[Verse 2]
There's a full breakfast growing from your lawn
These mushrooms are giving me the lady-horn
I found an acorn! Quick, cook it up and serve it with some Quorn
Quick, somebody milk the cows before they pop!
It's the damn vegan's fault we need a mop
Now the cow's gone, who's gonna eat the crop?
The humans? They need meat, this vegan noise needs to stop
[Chorus]
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit
'Cos I'm a V-bitch, ain't no animals in my fridge
Not thought through my morals, I rest on my laurels
I just wanna be better than you, don't give a shit