Land of Hope and Tories by Mnecat Lyrics

[Intro]
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Or she'll rip out your spleen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Or she'll rip out your spleen

[Verse]
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We must protect the corporate elite
Hopping around on private flights
While we scrub out used jars or marmite
God save the propaganda machine
Pay for the Prince on an island with Epstein
Instilling values innately patriarchal
Disguised as critics of Meghan Markle
Corporations cause most of pollution
And keep a cap on wealth distribution
We must not mess with the status quo
We are enslaved to a corporate rodeo
No crippling perception of what life's become
Because this man stuck eggs up his bum
Look at the England team take the knee
That's worse than the fire in the middle of the sea
[Bridge]
Lard of hope and Tories… Murdoch's bourgeoisie
Migrants are our rivals, newspapers are our Bible
Wider still and wider, shall thy bounds be set
Suck on the minds of the poor like a vampire
Tops off for the empire!

[Outro]
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Or she'll rip out your spleen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Don't mess with the fucking Queen
Or she'll rip out your spleen