Worlds Smallest Violin by Mishka Shubaly Lyrics
[Verse 1]
We were in a bar, I can’t remember the details
I passed for conscious, you passed for female
Parliaments and dick jokes and lukewarm Budweiser
Lime, ice, and tonic mixed with hand sanitizer
[Verse 2]
You were Xanax and Adderall, keybumps and Klonopin
Borderline personality disorder in bobby pins
When I kissed your mouth, you tasted like something
I hadn’t thrown up yet
And when I pulled down my pants, that look on your face
Like you had lost a bet
[Chorus]
I’m a trainwreck, you’re a graveyard
I’m a hard-on, only half-hard
Waving my dick in my hand
Like a tiny white flag, no bigger than a pin
The World’s Smallest Violin
[Verse 3]
Threw my canary down your coal mine, what a fruitless endeavor
Like a flooded basement, the pumping went on forever
Morning came before we did
And shone cruel light on our failed fornication
So we fell into the only thing that we hadn’t tried:
The fetal position
[Chorus]
I’m a trainwreck, you’re a graveyard
I’m a hard-on, only half-hard
Waving my dick in my hand
Like a tiny white flag, no bigger than a pin
The World’s Smallest Violin
[Verse 4]
Darling, tell me your name again
I swear, we’ll part the best of friends
At least until the tests come back negative
Then we’ll both agree to never speak of this again
[Chorus]
I’m a trainwreck, you’re a graveyard
I’m a hard-on, only half-hard
Waving my dick in my hand
Like a tiny white flag, no bigger than a pin
The World’s Smallest Violin
[Outro]
Lesbians and virgins
Thanks for fucking nothing
We were in a bar, I can’t remember the details
I passed for conscious, you passed for female
Parliaments and dick jokes and lukewarm Budweiser
Lime, ice, and tonic mixed with hand sanitizer
[Verse 2]
You were Xanax and Adderall, keybumps and Klonopin
Borderline personality disorder in bobby pins
When I kissed your mouth, you tasted like something
I hadn’t thrown up yet
And when I pulled down my pants, that look on your face
Like you had lost a bet
[Chorus]
I’m a trainwreck, you’re a graveyard
I’m a hard-on, only half-hard
Waving my dick in my hand
Like a tiny white flag, no bigger than a pin
The World’s Smallest Violin
[Verse 3]
Threw my canary down your coal mine, what a fruitless endeavor
Like a flooded basement, the pumping went on forever
Morning came before we did
And shone cruel light on our failed fornication
So we fell into the only thing that we hadn’t tried:
The fetal position
[Chorus]
I’m a trainwreck, you’re a graveyard
I’m a hard-on, only half-hard
Waving my dick in my hand
Like a tiny white flag, no bigger than a pin
The World’s Smallest Violin
[Verse 4]
Darling, tell me your name again
I swear, we’ll part the best of friends
At least until the tests come back negative
Then we’ll both agree to never speak of this again
[Chorus]
I’m a trainwreck, you’re a graveyard
I’m a hard-on, only half-hard
Waving my dick in my hand
Like a tiny white flag, no bigger than a pin
The World’s Smallest Violin
[Outro]
Lesbians and virgins
Thanks for fucking nothing