CAVE SIZED DIAMONDS by MineCraft Awesome Parodys Lyrics
This is for the zombies living in the tiny little cave outside of my house
When the wither comes, he’s not gonna stay low hes gonna fly up
But I will help fight him, But I will help fight him I’m gonna help fight him
This is for the mobs and the players they kill
For the mines I’ve dug, for the endless cracks
For the warning signs I’ve completely ignored
Please don’t dig straight down, lava is the floor
It’s no big surprise you died in the end
When they attacked you and hit you away
And they broke your tools, and blew up your house
You stopped by the mine the night you escaped
With mobs all around, I asked you to stay
You said “Hey man good luck here but NO FRICKING WAY!"
I’m sure that we could find a tool for you to use all day
Maybe mine with a pickaxe or use a hoe to chop some grass
This is for the mine that me and my pals dig in
Without torches for the whole night
And it should’ve been cool but I can hear “don't mine at night” in the back of my mind
Make sure you enchant your sword before you slash and slash away
There are lessons to be learned, Consequences for all the nights where I don't stay
It’s no big surprise you died in the end
I will not be brave
I’m sure that we could find a tool for you to use all day
Maybe mine with a pickaxe or use a hoe to chop some grass
I wanna stay alive
In hardcore mode
I don’t wanna watch, and then complain
Cause I am done mining down, that is a pro tip i didn't make
She hopes i’m dead forever
Without some Cave size Diamonds
In some deadend abandoned mineshaft
My whole game
Never mining diamonds
Or Obliged to have some others
And the creepers will be many every night
Every night, Every night
When the wither comes, he’s not gonna stay low hes gonna fly up
But I will help fight him, But I will help fight him I’m gonna help fight him
This is for the mobs and the players they kill
For the mines I’ve dug, for the endless cracks
For the warning signs I’ve completely ignored
Please don’t dig straight down, lava is the floor
It’s no big surprise you died in the end
When they attacked you and hit you away
And they broke your tools, and blew up your house
You stopped by the mine the night you escaped
With mobs all around, I asked you to stay
You said “Hey man good luck here but NO FRICKING WAY!"
I’m sure that we could find a tool for you to use all day
Maybe mine with a pickaxe or use a hoe to chop some grass
This is for the mine that me and my pals dig in
Without torches for the whole night
And it should’ve been cool but I can hear “don't mine at night” in the back of my mind
Make sure you enchant your sword before you slash and slash away
There are lessons to be learned, Consequences for all the nights where I don't stay
It’s no big surprise you died in the end
I will not be brave
I’m sure that we could find a tool for you to use all day
Maybe mine with a pickaxe or use a hoe to chop some grass
I wanna stay alive
In hardcore mode
I don’t wanna watch, and then complain
Cause I am done mining down, that is a pro tip i didn't make
She hopes i’m dead forever
Without some Cave size Diamonds
In some deadend abandoned mineshaft
My whole game
Never mining diamonds
Or Obliged to have some others
And the creepers will be many every night
Every night, Every night