Rappers In Wonderland by Mind Over Matter Lyrics
Yeah, here we go
[Verse 1]
You know my DJ? Well this the beat that he made
Just so I could score a three way with some beach babes
And after each base we'll keep on here and replay
Until we start getting circled by a sea plane
For pete's sake, you're damn right I'm a cheapskate
I'll roll you at the half pipe for a cheap skate
Until karma goes and puts me in a knee brace
Another punk's getting rolled every other week day
[Verse 2]
99 weeks, straight up movin' like a bullet
We doin' what we doin', they can't tell us how to do it
That wild, wild shit, what we stay on clearly
Hurricanin' through your world like the chaos theory
And always lovin' life like I'm slammin' ???
We're runnin' through this rap game with a bag full of pennies
Quarterback with my rhyme words, I throw em like fireworks
Motherfuckers doin' double backflips on motorbikes
[Hook x2]
No money in my wallet, friends think I'm an alcoholic
Excuse me miss I'm about to vomit, my life ended up so great!
[Verse 3]
I'm that dream that you had you never woke up from
I keep the live show rowdy, we gon' blow like bombs
My mindstate's a playground for kids to get lost
I got a better plan than Neverland, I live how I want
With the energy to spark an electrical storm
And I keep it spontaneous like sex on the floor
That's session for sure, I'm where the lower class stoners are
(When it rains it pours) I'm rollin' up in Noah's Ark
[Verse 4]
And if you didn't know we dope as fuck then go and ask
Anybody and they'll tell you that we're blowin up
And if you hope we aren't then I'mma moon you
With my scrotum tucked so both my nuts are showing right below my ass
And ever since I said no sir to homework
My life's been a little more Joe Dirt then chauffeured
Fuck it, I'mma just go word a dope verse
So if I rapped around a sniffer dog I'd have my clothes searched
[Hook x2]
[Verse 5]
Now, I like liquor but I don't drink drive, I might spill it
So bump this in your car when you roll to maccas
From the oldest Mazda's, to the Holden Astras
This the shit to make you feel like a stolen Jaguar
Or make you feel like you stole a panther
Big cat on a leash with eyes cold as Canberra
With tricks on your mind now the mood is getting heavy
To bounce on a track like Buddha with this belly
[Verse 6]
I'm so skinny I was classed as a skeleton
But it's not true cos I got asked (?) with the best of em
(Check it out) I'm so good that I was asked to be Mexican
(Haha, we talk some shit)
Runnin' away to the circus don't tempt me in the slightest
I'm off to Wytaliba where my hippies are righteous
They'll tell you the future like the king of my Mayans
But they won't, cos you'd think they were lying
[Hook x5]
[Verse 1]
You know my DJ? Well this the beat that he made
Just so I could score a three way with some beach babes
And after each base we'll keep on here and replay
Until we start getting circled by a sea plane
For pete's sake, you're damn right I'm a cheapskate
I'll roll you at the half pipe for a cheap skate
Until karma goes and puts me in a knee brace
Another punk's getting rolled every other week day
[Verse 2]
99 weeks, straight up movin' like a bullet
We doin' what we doin', they can't tell us how to do it
That wild, wild shit, what we stay on clearly
Hurricanin' through your world like the chaos theory
And always lovin' life like I'm slammin' ???
We're runnin' through this rap game with a bag full of pennies
Quarterback with my rhyme words, I throw em like fireworks
Motherfuckers doin' double backflips on motorbikes
[Hook x2]
No money in my wallet, friends think I'm an alcoholic
Excuse me miss I'm about to vomit, my life ended up so great!
[Verse 3]
I'm that dream that you had you never woke up from
I keep the live show rowdy, we gon' blow like bombs
My mindstate's a playground for kids to get lost
I got a better plan than Neverland, I live how I want
With the energy to spark an electrical storm
And I keep it spontaneous like sex on the floor
That's session for sure, I'm where the lower class stoners are
(When it rains it pours) I'm rollin' up in Noah's Ark
[Verse 4]
And if you didn't know we dope as fuck then go and ask
Anybody and they'll tell you that we're blowin up
And if you hope we aren't then I'mma moon you
With my scrotum tucked so both my nuts are showing right below my ass
And ever since I said no sir to homework
My life's been a little more Joe Dirt then chauffeured
Fuck it, I'mma just go word a dope verse
So if I rapped around a sniffer dog I'd have my clothes searched
[Hook x2]
[Verse 5]
Now, I like liquor but I don't drink drive, I might spill it
So bump this in your car when you roll to maccas
From the oldest Mazda's, to the Holden Astras
This the shit to make you feel like a stolen Jaguar
Or make you feel like you stole a panther
Big cat on a leash with eyes cold as Canberra
With tricks on your mind now the mood is getting heavy
To bounce on a track like Buddha with this belly
[Verse 6]
I'm so skinny I was classed as a skeleton
But it's not true cos I got asked (?) with the best of em
(Check it out) I'm so good that I was asked to be Mexican
(Haha, we talk some shit)
Runnin' away to the circus don't tempt me in the slightest
I'm off to Wytaliba where my hippies are righteous
They'll tell you the future like the king of my Mayans
But they won't, cos you'd think they were lying
[Hook x5]