The Worlds Gonna End by Mike Krol Lyrics
You ever get too stressed and you think your life sucks?
Well let it go
The world is gonna end one day and nothing will matter
Chill out!
The world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit
Relax, and have a beer
Enjoy the sun, while it's still here
There's a super volcano 40 miles under Yellowstone National Park that's overdue to erupt
It could put a hole in the country
And block out the sun with 200 thousand tons of sulphuric acid
We can be hit by a huge asteroid and turn the earth into a donut
A rogue black hole could pass through our galaxy, mеss with the planetary orbits and cause thе earth and the sun to officially Unfriend each other!
Or the sun could damp even slightly and send us into another ice age!
But not the fun kind with Ray Romano-
Chill out!
The world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit
Forget
Paying your rent
When the earth's gone you won't owe a cent
Two collapsed stars can merge and create a gamma ray burst, cook our atmosphere and kill all our plankton in the ocean
No plankton means no oxygen
Fuck the haters! Without oxygen, the haters will be dead!
Global warming can raise the sea levels so high we'll be living in that underwater level of Super Mario
The sun can accelerate into particles and create a black hole in geneva and we'd all die super villian style
Or maybe there'll be too many people and we'd run out of clean water
Humans can't drink poop water!
Stephen Hawking states that if aliens exist it'll be like how Columbus treated the American Indians which was not very chill
We could chop down the rainforest and then the whole ecosystem would collapse, that's called a Trophic Cascade and it sucks!
Fungus could spread an evil disease, or terrorists could spread an evil disease, or doctors could create an evil disease, or mosquitos already an evil disease
But what happened to madcow?
OR? OR? OR?
We could finally reach The Singularity and computers get too smart and turn on us!
Et tu, siri?
Chill out!
The world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit
It's like Carl Sagan said
"Extinction's the rule, we'll all wind up dead"
Well let it go
The world is gonna end one day and nothing will matter
Chill out!
The world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit
Relax, and have a beer
Enjoy the sun, while it's still here
There's a super volcano 40 miles under Yellowstone National Park that's overdue to erupt
It could put a hole in the country
And block out the sun with 200 thousand tons of sulphuric acid
We can be hit by a huge asteroid and turn the earth into a donut
A rogue black hole could pass through our galaxy, mеss with the planetary orbits and cause thе earth and the sun to officially Unfriend each other!
Or the sun could damp even slightly and send us into another ice age!
But not the fun kind with Ray Romano-
Chill out!
The world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit
Forget
Paying your rent
When the earth's gone you won't owe a cent
Two collapsed stars can merge and create a gamma ray burst, cook our atmosphere and kill all our plankton in the ocean
No plankton means no oxygen
Fuck the haters! Without oxygen, the haters will be dead!
Global warming can raise the sea levels so high we'll be living in that underwater level of Super Mario
The sun can accelerate into particles and create a black hole in geneva and we'd all die super villian style
Or maybe there'll be too many people and we'd run out of clean water
Humans can't drink poop water!
Stephen Hawking states that if aliens exist it'll be like how Columbus treated the American Indians which was not very chill
We could chop down the rainforest and then the whole ecosystem would collapse, that's called a Trophic Cascade and it sucks!
Fungus could spread an evil disease, or terrorists could spread an evil disease, or doctors could create an evil disease, or mosquitos already an evil disease
But what happened to madcow?
OR? OR? OR?
We could finally reach The Singularity and computers get too smart and turn on us!
Et tu, siri?
Chill out!
The world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit
It's like Carl Sagan said
"Extinction's the rule, we'll all wind up dead"