Weekends Off by Mike David Lyrics
How's your little office job
Oh wait, maybe i should go and ask your boss
Maybe he could give 20-30 seconds off
That's a lot to ask, maybe fake a cough
Only 20 more minutes on the office clock
Only 20 more minutes on your boss' cock
Yeah you only 3 days how your weekends off
And ALL MY DAYS ARE WEEKENDS OOOFF!
Money come around, i ain't gonna do nothing (Uh!)
I can sleep all week and it really ain't a problem (Argh!)
I can do a molly on the motherfucking tuesday
I can turn this into just another fucking snoozeday
You mean waking up unless you listen to what you say
Wanna give the proof face, get a different toothpaste
Ah , fuck, Lena Dunham got another tooth fake
I'm the fucking guy that made the song that made Scrooge faint
Duck tales, Empot, what the hell have you made?
What the hell did you say? Groovy Tuesday?
I woundn't need their, if it was free on my birthday
I woudn't drink beer, not even on my worst day
Tell your fat wife Happy A-Anniversary (Happy A-Anniversary X2)
I don't want Santa on my Coca-Cola (No!)
I don't want your name on my Coca-Cola
They tell me calm down it's just a can of soda
But this is rap bong now am corolla
If i ever lose my edge, you can make fun of me (make fun of me)
Just don't forget that i'm the king of pummeling (Woop!)
I deliver 1-11 punishment (Yee!)
Don't believe me, go ask any one of them (Ee!)
Bitch you've been a something just a pride day. Why?
You don't wanna smother fucking swine at it? Fine
I on the diffirent fucking planet, that makes motherfuckers that makes sense a pivot mono my ass have been fucking over WOO!
I do not care about people do think i am wrong than my enemies
Giving the key to the city the way does a disaster recipe (Perfect!)
What?
My Wailee Smiles never running out of batteries
I can take the screenshots of damn near everything
Everyday ban and it barely did anything
Fuck facebook, i have barely do anything
HNNNNNNNGH! Hold on
AV club, cause in Kendrick's ass
You can tell they only like it cause they afraid of blacks (Woop!)
Mac and his boys be afraid of blacks
Yeah, you can fucking tell how they cated to blacks (Yup!)
Who the fuck is buying it?
Who the fuck is hearing it gets latest single and decide they nemy like a vibe of it
Ȉ̶̩ like a slut just like anybody, i admit
Burrito or i got a fucking chubby body (Woo!)
We like girls (Yeah)
We don't fuck around McKades (Uh-huh)
But you better not corner bitch + size (Nope!)
She don't think she's overweight (How'd she overweight?)
Where did these people come up with this shit?
I cannot even make up half this shit
The whole world lying and they think we don't notice it
Barely anybody give a fuck about exposing it
So hold up
We got fundamental differences
You think i am evil, but i'm only talking shit
I wouldn't be so mean to you, if you weren't such a BITCH
I didn't mean to ruin your site it also been a G̸̻͍͂L̴͖̈́I̴̭̾͝T̸̡̋͜C̴̽̊͜H̸͚̉͝
Fuck being verified, people be terrified
Tuck a motherfucker that to me can be scared tonight
Take a motherfucker that can make you more aware tonight
I don't wanna tell what you should and shouldn't wear tonight
She got big titties and she looking like an idiot
Yeah, i don't take a woman serious
Not. EVER
Get the fuck out here with that
I'm on a mission to make me gurrenemies
So let it begin let's go APESHIT ON EVERYTHING!
Ȁ̸̝̯P̸̯̠̌Ḛ̵̖̓S̶̰̠̿H̴̫̏̈́I̴̲̥͋T̵̝̈́ ̴͓̜̑͌O̷̳̪͛N̶̤͑̀ ̶̢̗̓È̴̳̜̚V̷͓̌E̶̢̥̔R̷̛̩͑Y̸̤̾T̷̪́Ḣ̶̬̗Ǐ̷̧̺N̵͖͍̓G̴̦͉̏!̵̭̀͒
A̸͇̙̅P̵̭̟̪͇̤̥̿́̉͂̚E̵̟̪͉̰̹̓̈́̏͜͝S̴͍̬͑̋̐̈H̸̬̖̥̞̰̀̾̄̿Ì̵̧̪̱̙̯̓ͅT̷̺̹̭͔̅ ̸̭͍͖̹̹͍͑͐͠Õ̶̼̬̙̣͑̈́͋͆̈Ń̸͚ ̴̛̗̱͖̃͂͆͗Ë̵̡͍̀̑V̴̨͔̏̀Ę̴̜̖̬͕̌̽͠R̷͔̞̻̗̒̅Ý̵̛͓͚̺͔̫Ṯ̷̛̟̦̅̑̈͐͗H̸̨̖̓̓̍̋̈́̑I̴͉͕̒̅̓̉͑͐N̵̡̥̗̲̜͚͛̀̂̈́̚G̵̨̼̾͂͋̅͠!̷̭͚̙͔̤̍͝
Yeah, what up fag, my name is Mike
Hope you didn't think this is gonna be nice
Better grab your girl cause there's gonna be knives
Better grab your gun cause there's gonna be nice
Just getting started and i pop the WAH-vans
And bitch in my pants is she likes this nonsense
Im'ma take it back to when the booties were kitchier
Im'ma take it back to when the booties were kidsies
Have you little fun and now it's time to snap back
Fear the mustache and the dusty snap back (Woop!)
Some mofucker coming in the kitchen retarded
And i'll be getting ready digging holes in the garden (Yup!)
Holes in the garden
I'll be getting ready digging holes in the garden
A̷̮̝̻̮͚̩̥͂̒̑̔̃̂̂̈͘͝P̵̛̺̙̖̘̠͓̻̝̱̔̉̅̽̀̒͝͝Ē̶̲̠̱̠̐̐͑̑̆̅S̸̪͙̅̀͋H̸̹̞̖̻̗̱̰́ͅI̸̻̘̼͋͌̏͋̾̀͜͝T̴͈͔͍̙̼̼͕̳̠͍̏͘ ̵͔͉̗͉̬̈͗̎̆͜O̶̧̬͎̯̬̟̪̪͛̉̈́̄̽̿͆͊̅͝ͅŅ̸̪͖̠̙̇̊̉ ̸̖̻͈̌͊̽̓̂̓̐̇E̶̢̞̜̦͉̺̙̦̪͐̿̎̎͠V̷̛͇̝̥͓͍͉̼̾̂̽̆̏̑͌͆͝Ḛ̸̛̫͈̬̗̰͕̈́͋̈̍̉̀̈́͘R̸̳̆̋̒̆͒ͅY̶̪̑̌̈̋̀̈́͒͛̅͝T̶̢͙͉̤̟̪̆́̔̄̈̓͒̌̀̚H̵̞̹̼͑̋̄͊̈͠I̶̛̹͖̘̝̖̓͂͆̅̚͝N̵̤̟̙̦̂́ͅG̸͍̑͒̈́̾!̶̡̞̅͊́̽͗̾̀
RED BAR!
Oh wait, maybe i should go and ask your boss
Maybe he could give 20-30 seconds off
That's a lot to ask, maybe fake a cough
Only 20 more minutes on the office clock
Only 20 more minutes on your boss' cock
Yeah you only 3 days how your weekends off
And ALL MY DAYS ARE WEEKENDS OOOFF!
Money come around, i ain't gonna do nothing (Uh!)
I can sleep all week and it really ain't a problem (Argh!)
I can do a molly on the motherfucking tuesday
I can turn this into just another fucking snoozeday
You mean waking up unless you listen to what you say
Wanna give the proof face, get a different toothpaste
Ah , fuck, Lena Dunham got another tooth fake
I'm the fucking guy that made the song that made Scrooge faint
Duck tales, Empot, what the hell have you made?
What the hell did you say? Groovy Tuesday?
I woundn't need their, if it was free on my birthday
I woudn't drink beer, not even on my worst day
Tell your fat wife Happy A-Anniversary (Happy A-Anniversary X2)
I don't want Santa on my Coca-Cola (No!)
I don't want your name on my Coca-Cola
They tell me calm down it's just a can of soda
But this is rap bong now am corolla
If i ever lose my edge, you can make fun of me (make fun of me)
Just don't forget that i'm the king of pummeling (Woop!)
I deliver 1-11 punishment (Yee!)
Don't believe me, go ask any one of them (Ee!)
Bitch you've been a something just a pride day. Why?
You don't wanna smother fucking swine at it? Fine
I on the diffirent fucking planet, that makes motherfuckers that makes sense a pivot mono my ass have been fucking over WOO!
I do not care about people do think i am wrong than my enemies
Giving the key to the city the way does a disaster recipe (Perfect!)
What?
My Wailee Smiles never running out of batteries
I can take the screenshots of damn near everything
Everyday ban and it barely did anything
Fuck facebook, i have barely do anything
HNNNNNNNGH! Hold on
AV club, cause in Kendrick's ass
You can tell they only like it cause they afraid of blacks (Woop!)
Mac and his boys be afraid of blacks
Yeah, you can fucking tell how they cated to blacks (Yup!)
Who the fuck is buying it?
Who the fuck is hearing it gets latest single and decide they nemy like a vibe of it
Ȉ̶̩ like a slut just like anybody, i admit
Burrito or i got a fucking chubby body (Woo!)
We like girls (Yeah)
We don't fuck around McKades (Uh-huh)
But you better not corner bitch + size (Nope!)
She don't think she's overweight (How'd she overweight?)
Where did these people come up with this shit?
I cannot even make up half this shit
The whole world lying and they think we don't notice it
Barely anybody give a fuck about exposing it
So hold up
We got fundamental differences
You think i am evil, but i'm only talking shit
I wouldn't be so mean to you, if you weren't such a BITCH
I didn't mean to ruin your site it also been a G̸̻͍͂L̴͖̈́I̴̭̾͝T̸̡̋͜C̴̽̊͜H̸͚̉͝
Fuck being verified, people be terrified
Tuck a motherfucker that to me can be scared tonight
Take a motherfucker that can make you more aware tonight
I don't wanna tell what you should and shouldn't wear tonight
She got big titties and she looking like an idiot
Yeah, i don't take a woman serious
Not. EVER
Get the fuck out here with that
I'm on a mission to make me gurrenemies
So let it begin let's go APESHIT ON EVERYTHING!
Ȁ̸̝̯P̸̯̠̌Ḛ̵̖̓S̶̰̠̿H̴̫̏̈́I̴̲̥͋T̵̝̈́ ̴͓̜̑͌O̷̳̪͛N̶̤͑̀ ̶̢̗̓È̴̳̜̚V̷͓̌E̶̢̥̔R̷̛̩͑Y̸̤̾T̷̪́Ḣ̶̬̗Ǐ̷̧̺N̵͖͍̓G̴̦͉̏!̵̭̀͒
A̸͇̙̅P̵̭̟̪͇̤̥̿́̉͂̚E̵̟̪͉̰̹̓̈́̏͜͝S̴͍̬͑̋̐̈H̸̬̖̥̞̰̀̾̄̿Ì̵̧̪̱̙̯̓ͅT̷̺̹̭͔̅ ̸̭͍͖̹̹͍͑͐͠Õ̶̼̬̙̣͑̈́͋͆̈Ń̸͚ ̴̛̗̱͖̃͂͆͗Ë̵̡͍̀̑V̴̨͔̏̀Ę̴̜̖̬͕̌̽͠R̷͔̞̻̗̒̅Ý̵̛͓͚̺͔̫Ṯ̷̛̟̦̅̑̈͐͗H̸̨̖̓̓̍̋̈́̑I̴͉͕̒̅̓̉͑͐N̵̡̥̗̲̜͚͛̀̂̈́̚G̵̨̼̾͂͋̅͠!̷̭͚̙͔̤̍͝
Yeah, what up fag, my name is Mike
Hope you didn't think this is gonna be nice
Better grab your girl cause there's gonna be knives
Better grab your gun cause there's gonna be nice
Just getting started and i pop the WAH-vans
And bitch in my pants is she likes this nonsense
Im'ma take it back to when the booties were kitchier
Im'ma take it back to when the booties were kidsies
Have you little fun and now it's time to snap back
Fear the mustache and the dusty snap back (Woop!)
Some mofucker coming in the kitchen retarded
And i'll be getting ready digging holes in the garden (Yup!)
Holes in the garden
I'll be getting ready digging holes in the garden
A̷̮̝̻̮͚̩̥͂̒̑̔̃̂̂̈͘͝P̵̛̺̙̖̘̠͓̻̝̱̔̉̅̽̀̒͝͝Ē̶̲̠̱̠̐̐͑̑̆̅S̸̪͙̅̀͋H̸̹̞̖̻̗̱̰́ͅI̸̻̘̼͋͌̏͋̾̀͜͝T̴͈͔͍̙̼̼͕̳̠͍̏͘ ̵͔͉̗͉̬̈͗̎̆͜O̶̧̬͎̯̬̟̪̪͛̉̈́̄̽̿͆͊̅͝ͅŅ̸̪͖̠̙̇̊̉ ̸̖̻͈̌͊̽̓̂̓̐̇E̶̢̞̜̦͉̺̙̦̪͐̿̎̎͠V̷̛͇̝̥͓͍͉̼̾̂̽̆̏̑͌͆͝Ḛ̸̛̫͈̬̗̰͕̈́͋̈̍̉̀̈́͘R̸̳̆̋̒̆͒ͅY̶̪̑̌̈̋̀̈́͒͛̅͝T̶̢͙͉̤̟̪̆́̔̄̈̓͒̌̀̚H̵̞̹̼͑̋̄͊̈͠I̶̛̹͖̘̝̖̓͂͆̅̚͝N̵̤̟̙̦̂́ͅG̸͍̑͒̈́̾!̶̡̞̅͊́̽͗̾̀
RED BAR!