Scantron by Melvin Burch Lyrics
[Verse 1]
7 billion people in this world, and I have about 10 fans
Fine, I'm on 10, man
No heart, so no darts from Cupid
I'm so smart, I'm stupid
I'm so snarky; the rudest, ruthless student turned "Rapper Most Perpetually Improving"
You're droolin', not spittin', I'm spewin'; not kiddin'
There's acid in my tummy, no Tums for me, dummy
Got the runs and I'm running on this beat; muddy
Now, wipe me down, or unlike me now, I swear to goodness, I'm by myself
And I'll stay alive inside my hell, and then the rest of y'all will say "hi" to a skeleton
No love for you guys like Ellen and all you chicks' degenerates
So I don't care if you're smokin', you're bad for me; cigarettes
That was as corny as you look when you smoke 'em
Tell your boyfriend, if he got clips, load 'em
I'll be here in this mad city, having a ball
Call me Kendrick Lamar; Odom
[Hook]
If there's something that you plan to say...
(Oh, well...)
I'm standing in a hurricane...
(Really, I can't hear you.)
And my brain is bored, and you're stressing me, but come and doubt me further...
... Cause when you leap, you die in vain
[Verse 2]
Didn't expect Chuckie Finster with a mic, huh?
Ender Wiggin if he decided to write, huh?
Daria, if she made beats and typed a novel worth of lyrics, commenting on her life, huh?
You thought you had this game locked, but
I got the combination; fail-safe
This codebreaker just won't stop (Uh)
And that's word to my bro Eljay
Cause this is rapping, redefined, but y'all ultra quick to say it's garbage, though, if any of y'all red between the lines, you'd find all of your opinions are marginal
And plus, you ain't never seen my arsenal, so I'll hop on this beat, commit arson, roll through this drop, won't stop, so I keep blazin'
Fünke, human flamer, keep hatin', you blowhard
I'm just too hot, Goldilocks
And you wolves won't stop me from piggin' out
I built a house out of alphabet blocks, and I'm eatin' from it
I add a wing, and you're written out
You'll probably catch all of that when it's written out
Shut up, boys and girls, I ain't kiddin' now
This is grown man B.I., now, see, I-
Took your advice and grew up, now you're knee high
[Hook]
7 billion people in this world, and I have about 10 fans
Fine, I'm on 10, man
No heart, so no darts from Cupid
I'm so smart, I'm stupid
I'm so snarky; the rudest, ruthless student turned "Rapper Most Perpetually Improving"
You're droolin', not spittin', I'm spewin'; not kiddin'
There's acid in my tummy, no Tums for me, dummy
Got the runs and I'm running on this beat; muddy
Now, wipe me down, or unlike me now, I swear to goodness, I'm by myself
And I'll stay alive inside my hell, and then the rest of y'all will say "hi" to a skeleton
No love for you guys like Ellen and all you chicks' degenerates
So I don't care if you're smokin', you're bad for me; cigarettes
That was as corny as you look when you smoke 'em
Tell your boyfriend, if he got clips, load 'em
I'll be here in this mad city, having a ball
Call me Kendrick Lamar; Odom
[Hook]
If there's something that you plan to say...
(Oh, well...)
I'm standing in a hurricane...
(Really, I can't hear you.)
And my brain is bored, and you're stressing me, but come and doubt me further...
... Cause when you leap, you die in vain
[Verse 2]
Didn't expect Chuckie Finster with a mic, huh?
Ender Wiggin if he decided to write, huh?
Daria, if she made beats and typed a novel worth of lyrics, commenting on her life, huh?
You thought you had this game locked, but
I got the combination; fail-safe
This codebreaker just won't stop (Uh)
And that's word to my bro Eljay
Cause this is rapping, redefined, but y'all ultra quick to say it's garbage, though, if any of y'all red between the lines, you'd find all of your opinions are marginal
And plus, you ain't never seen my arsenal, so I'll hop on this beat, commit arson, roll through this drop, won't stop, so I keep blazin'
Fünke, human flamer, keep hatin', you blowhard
I'm just too hot, Goldilocks
And you wolves won't stop me from piggin' out
I built a house out of alphabet blocks, and I'm eatin' from it
I add a wing, and you're written out
You'll probably catch all of that when it's written out
Shut up, boys and girls, I ain't kiddin' now
This is grown man B.I., now, see, I-
Took your advice and grew up, now you're knee high
[Hook]