Madden Rap by Mega64 Lyrics

[Verse 1]
What's the deal with sports games today?
I can't find a good sports game to play
If you think football games are crap
Then listen up to the Madden Rap!
Get ready for Madden 2009
This ones's gonna stand the test of time
Let me tell you about some things that are new
In this here game we're bringing to you
You can make a pass, run real fast
If you see a dude, tackle his ass!
You can call timeout, you can go for two
You can go for one, it's up to you!
Never before has this been done
That's why this game's so fresh and fun!

[Hook]
The Madden Rap
The Madden Rap
The Madden Rap
[Verse 2]
The spot on the cover is for the players
Who get an injury just a few days later
Shaun Alexander, Ray Lewis, Michael Vick
All were on the cover and got fucked up real quick
People on the covers say they don't believe in curses
But I'll be laughing my ass off when they're driving in hearses
There's no Madden Curse, that's what you're thinking
But little did you know, that's what killed Abe Lincoln
My favorite game's Madden '92...

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
FOOTBALL BREAKDOWN!
Stadium
Cheerleaders
Hot dog
Chalk
Punt
Pigskin
Astroturf
Super bowl
Sports
Safety
Haagen Dazs ice cream
Haagen Dazs ice cream
Laces
Rings
Referee
Death
Janet Jackson's tit
Madden '08 was a whole nother game
Madden '07 was pretty lame
Madden '06 was just alright
Madden '05, that shit was tight
Every single year I'll always love EA
As long as they give me a new Madden game to play
[Hook]