Average Cowboy by Mega64 Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm an Average Cowboy
On the street
I ride a horse with shoes
I don't use my feet

We go to the bar
And we drink booze
And if you wanna play cards
You're gonna lose

Abraham Lincoln
Just got shot
So watch out mom
'Cause we got a lot

Of trouble now
'Cause it's the west
And if you wanna mess with me
You're messing with the best
We'll go and have a...
We'll go and have a duel
In the middle of the street
And I'll shoot you
You're so dead meat

It's so fun
To shoot the guys
Who look at you
With the cocky eyes

We'll go and have a...

[Chorus]
Average Cowboy
Average Cowboy

[Verse 2]
History lesson
It's the steam age
Highjackin' trains
Is all the rage

Cowboys are where it's at
They'll **** you up
Takin' bullets in the head
But I'm not dead