Priusdissmock3 - 4_24_20 2.02 AM by McSwag Lyrics
[Intro: XXXToyotaPrius]
And hey, I'm not irrelevant, okay?
I, like, rap and all the stuff that the cool kids like
Y'know, if we feel like we're going to war we're going to go to war, yeah
I'm going to do a freestyle rap right here
(redacted)
[Verse: MC Swag]
Yes I rapped off rhythm, but I still spoke facts
You barely responded in your weak diss track
Come after my character and hope that they forget
The fact that I laid triple X to rest
Dumbest at the table but top of my class
You forgot you’re at my table so for that you get a pass
My psych grade’s your score on the IQ test
You’re perfectly average, which means you’re not the best
You gonna win the diss war to “secure the big bag?”
Your bags are trust funds Prius there ain’t no need to brag
I control-F “Tesla” in “Dumb and Dumber”
Can’t respond to my bars, you’re consistently a bummer
“Your verse was in need of some serious edits”
And though it was a diss track you still give me credit!
Got carried through the season? I find it hard to believe
That any other first year can do what I achieved
Best rookie attorney that’s ever been at USP
When it comes to your disses i’m like Kermit with the tea
But to say I’m not fun that’s kinda towing the line
Next time please respond to more disses of mine
I can’t expect more from a flannel sporting clown
Who reads wiki articles ‘bout every single town
Oh, you think I’m boring? What’s your favorite passion?
Don’t think you have a life outside of school you gotta ration
You only do two things: that’s school and school of rock
Oh, you think I’m boring? Please go and stop that stupid talk
You say “Don’t even retaliate,” like you think you know what’s cool
I’ve been the hardest worker since I first walked into school
Your entire sophomore year you had the cringiest announcements
Now in senior year you only go and flex your dads endowment
You keep awards on your wall because it helps with your ego
I’ve got honors and awards but I still move incognito
Your disses were so bad I didn’t feel the consequence
You brag about your GPA to help with low self-confidence
“Too much swag for the ivies”, but you prolly still cried
You weren’t the right pretentious white guy
I said I would reply and Swag comes with the smoke
Cut the track from 6 minutes but I still do the most
Nothing is ghostwritten, everything’s legit
Shoot another shot at me and I’ll make Prius quit
And hey, I'm not irrelevant, okay?
I, like, rap and all the stuff that the cool kids like
Y'know, if we feel like we're going to war we're going to go to war, yeah
I'm going to do a freestyle rap right here
(redacted)
[Verse: MC Swag]
Yes I rapped off rhythm, but I still spoke facts
You barely responded in your weak diss track
Come after my character and hope that they forget
The fact that I laid triple X to rest
Dumbest at the table but top of my class
You forgot you’re at my table so for that you get a pass
My psych grade’s your score on the IQ test
You’re perfectly average, which means you’re not the best
You gonna win the diss war to “secure the big bag?”
Your bags are trust funds Prius there ain’t no need to brag
I control-F “Tesla” in “Dumb and Dumber”
Can’t respond to my bars, you’re consistently a bummer
“Your verse was in need of some serious edits”
And though it was a diss track you still give me credit!
Got carried through the season? I find it hard to believe
That any other first year can do what I achieved
Best rookie attorney that’s ever been at USP
When it comes to your disses i’m like Kermit with the tea
But to say I’m not fun that’s kinda towing the line
Next time please respond to more disses of mine
I can’t expect more from a flannel sporting clown
Who reads wiki articles ‘bout every single town
Oh, you think I’m boring? What’s your favorite passion?
Don’t think you have a life outside of school you gotta ration
You only do two things: that’s school and school of rock
Oh, you think I’m boring? Please go and stop that stupid talk
You say “Don’t even retaliate,” like you think you know what’s cool
I’ve been the hardest worker since I first walked into school
Your entire sophomore year you had the cringiest announcements
Now in senior year you only go and flex your dads endowment
You keep awards on your wall because it helps with your ego
I’ve got honors and awards but I still move incognito
Your disses were so bad I didn’t feel the consequence
You brag about your GPA to help with low self-confidence
“Too much swag for the ivies”, but you prolly still cried
You weren’t the right pretentious white guy
I said I would reply and Swag comes with the smoke
Cut the track from 6 minutes but I still do the most
Nothing is ghostwritten, everything’s legit
Shoot another shot at me and I’ll make Prius quit