A Call from the Vatican by Maury Yeston Lyrics
[CARLA]
Guido...
[GUIDO]
(stands, as if picking up the phone)
Pronto!
[OUR LADY OF THE SPA]
Signor Contini, telephone. Go ahead
[CARLA]
Guido...
I was lazing around my bedroom when an idea occurred to me
I thought you might be
Wondering about
Guido...
Who's not wearing any clothes?
I'm not
My darling
Who's afraid to kiss your toes?
I'm not
Your mama dear
Is blowing into your ear
So you'll get it loud and clear
I need you to squeeze me here
And here
And here
[LUISA]
Is something wrong?
[GUIDO]
...um, I'm not sure yet
It- it's, uh, about my film. It's from the Vatican
Go ahead, Monsignor
[CARLA]
Cootchie, cootchie, cootchie coo
I've got
A plan for what I'm gonna do to you
So hot
You're gonna steam
And scream
And vibrate like a string
I'm plucking
Kiss your fеvered little brow
Pinch your cheeks til you say, Ow!
And I can hardly wait to show you how
Guido
Who won't carе if you come to me tired and overworked?
I won't
Bambino
Who knows a theraphy
To beat what you can get from me?
I don't
But this will
Have to be enough
For now
Guido
Ciao
I love you, Guido!
Guido...
[GUIDO]
(stands, as if picking up the phone)
Pronto!
[OUR LADY OF THE SPA]
Signor Contini, telephone. Go ahead
[CARLA]
Guido...
I was lazing around my bedroom when an idea occurred to me
I thought you might be
Wondering about
Guido...
Who's not wearing any clothes?
I'm not
My darling
Who's afraid to kiss your toes?
I'm not
Your mama dear
Is blowing into your ear
So you'll get it loud and clear
I need you to squeeze me here
And here
And here
[LUISA]
Is something wrong?
[GUIDO]
...um, I'm not sure yet
It- it's, uh, about my film. It's from the Vatican
Go ahead, Monsignor
[CARLA]
Cootchie, cootchie, cootchie coo
I've got
A plan for what I'm gonna do to you
So hot
You're gonna steam
And scream
And vibrate like a string
I'm plucking
Kiss your fеvered little brow
Pinch your cheeks til you say, Ow!
And I can hardly wait to show you how
Guido
Who won't carе if you come to me tired and overworked?
I won't
Bambino
Who knows a theraphy
To beat what you can get from me?
I don't
But this will
Have to be enough
For now
Guido
Ciao
I love you, Guido!