On an iPhone Payphone Parody by Matthew Fredrick (Matthias) Lyrics
[Intro]
I'm on an iPhone, where have the bars gone?
I swear I had service a minute ago
[Verse 1]
Mmm, I, I know it's been hard to call me
You've tried without any luck
I swear I'm not getting them
My reception sucks
So you decide to text me
After our stupid fight
I try to text you I love you
And it corrects "You" to "Bryce"
[Pre-Hook]
Woah, how's that the same, this will be
Hard to explain
Considering, that I know
A guy by that name, I try to call you and claim
Siri just thinks I'm gay, but it's all in vain
[Hook]
'Cause I'm on an iPhone, where is the dial tone?
I swear I had service a minute ago
It's searching and searching, I could be networking
Playing Draw Something with you
If 4G speeds really did exist
I would still be posting our Instagram pics
All these carriers are full of it
Can't I get an app for better service?
[Verse 2]
So I go to higher ground
In search for reception
I remember Nokia phones
Had no problems connecting
So I try to FaceTime you
Once I'm at the highest height
But I don't see your face
And all I can see is Bryce
[Pre-Hook]
Woah, wait, hold the phone
Are you at my home?
This has got to be crossing
Some kind of bro code, the call drops, this ain't his ground
I text him "major takedown," but corrects it to "shakedown"
[Hook]
I'm on an iPhone, where are the payphones?
If they still existed I'd be better off
It's searching and searching, I could be networking
Playing Fruit Ninja with you
[Verse 3]
Everytime I swear, it corrects it
And all my strong worded texts look harmless
Maybe I bought the iPod Touch
That would explain why my service sucks
But I'll still keep my signature at the end
'Cause after all of this, yeah, I'm still bragging
"Sent from my iPhone"
I'm on an iPhone, where have the bars gone?
I swear I had service a minute ago
[Verse 1]
Mmm, I, I know it's been hard to call me
You've tried without any luck
I swear I'm not getting them
My reception sucks
So you decide to text me
After our stupid fight
I try to text you I love you
And it corrects "You" to "Bryce"
[Pre-Hook]
Woah, how's that the same, this will be
Hard to explain
Considering, that I know
A guy by that name, I try to call you and claim
Siri just thinks I'm gay, but it's all in vain
[Hook]
'Cause I'm on an iPhone, where is the dial tone?
I swear I had service a minute ago
It's searching and searching, I could be networking
Playing Draw Something with you
If 4G speeds really did exist
I would still be posting our Instagram pics
All these carriers are full of it
Can't I get an app for better service?
[Verse 2]
So I go to higher ground
In search for reception
I remember Nokia phones
Had no problems connecting
So I try to FaceTime you
Once I'm at the highest height
But I don't see your face
And all I can see is Bryce
[Pre-Hook]
Woah, wait, hold the phone
Are you at my home?
This has got to be crossing
Some kind of bro code, the call drops, this ain't his ground
I text him "major takedown," but corrects it to "shakedown"
[Hook]
I'm on an iPhone, where are the payphones?
If they still existed I'd be better off
It's searching and searching, I could be networking
Playing Fruit Ninja with you
[Verse 3]
Everytime I swear, it corrects it
And all my strong worded texts look harmless
Maybe I bought the iPod Touch
That would explain why my service sucks
But I'll still keep my signature at the end
'Cause after all of this, yeah, I'm still bragging
"Sent from my iPhone"