James Bond Style Gangnam Style Parody by Matthew Fredrick (Matthias) Lyrics

[Intro]
Killshot James Bond style
James Bond style

[Verse 1]
I'm a secret agent, call me Double O 7
I'm sorry that I told you, now I guess I've got to kill ya'
The British Royal Navy isn't quite so forgiving
But honestly, no one will miss you
I get a brand new car every single mission
I make them raise the bar, Aston Martin, BMW, and Jaguar
Forget about resale value, 'cause I trash them all
Trash them, trash them all

[Pre-Hook]
I'm not going to lie, most of the women die
That I'm with, (hey!) they live for it (hey!)
I'm invincible, I'm killing criminals
While drinking a martini
Every bullet that you shoot goes right past me!
[Hook]
Killshot James Bond style, James Bond style, kill, kill, kill, kill
Killshot James Bond style, kill, kill, kill, kill
James Bond style, kill, kill, kill, kill
Hey, Moneypenny, kill, kill, kill, kill
Hey, Moneypenny, kill, kill, kill, kill

[Verse 2]
Every time I'm in a bind, I always seem to get free
I just play my villains ego, and he starts his long speech
About how the world is doomed, once he finally kills me
Please sir, I was bluffing, I'm obsessed with puns
Every time I kill a man, I come up with one
But sometimes my one liners have different outcomes
"Die choking on the barrel of my gun"
"No, not that gun, this one!"

[Pre-Hook]
Every night, every night
I get laid, (yeah!) should I check for AIDS? (no!)
I'm invincible, I'm killing criminals
While drinking a martini
I like my martini in a very specific way!

[Hook]
Martini James Bond style
James Bond style
Shaken, shaken, not stirred
Martini James Bond style
This isn't James Bond style