Fast Asleep Wide Awake Parody by Matthew Fredrick (Matthias) Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Oh I'm in pain
This headache's got to go
I'll take 'em nice and slow
A couple for the road
Got a big day
I've been planning for a while

Oh no, oh wait
I thought I took Advil, maybe NyQuil
Nope, they're sleeping pills
Falling asleep
How did I read the bottle so wrong?

Falling asleep
Yeah, I've got things to do
Homes to break into
Everything is askew
Falling asleep
I guess I'll have to just make do
I can't stay awake
It's just my luck
I'll try something small
Like a quick stick up
Reality hurts
Dreams are so sweet
Until I woke up on, on, on the concrete

[Chorus]
Red Bulls and Monsters
I'm fighting off nap time
Sitting on the sidelines
Forcing myself to wait till night

[Verse 2]
I fell asleep
They left me on my own
I hate breaking in alone
I guess I'll rob this one
I fell asleep
I'll count it lucky no one was home

I went inside
I tried to rob their safe
I fell asleep
I tried to run away
I fell asleep
I tried to run away
But I fell asleep
I tried to steal a car
For a quick escape
I didn't get far
I was too late
They call 911
Like I'm some thief
But I ended up on, on the concrete

[Chorus]
I have a perfect alibi
Is this your first time?
Man, I'm a criminal mastermind
Keep your hands where they're in sight

I fell asleep