Ukulele Blues by Martin Mull Lyrics

I feel so bad
Lord have mercy
Tell the truth, now
Shit

Hey!
Tell the truth

How 'bout you call your grandaddy down on the delta in Cleveland, Lake Erie, you tell me all about it, son
Ok
Oh

I'm callin' my granddad
Granddad, ya
And he still don't answer
Better call him again

That outta do it
No, he still don't answer
What are you gonna do?
Better call him again, now
Yeah
Oh here he come now
He so happy, too
He just sold the house

Here's a little tune he taught me
The words are his:

I woke up this afternoon, HOOOOO
I saw both cars were gone
I woke up this afternoon, lord mommy
I saw both cars were gone

I felt so low down deep inside
I threw my drink across the lawn
I felt so low down deep inside
I threw my drink across the lawn