Ive Everyone Ive Ever Loved by Martin Mull Lyrics

If I didn't have lips like Mary's
And I didn't have legs like Elaine's
And I didn't have hair just the color of Susan's
And hands just as smooth as Marlene's

If my teeth weren't as white as Aretha's
And my smile wasn't just like Renee
I'd be tempted to look in my little, little black book
But, instead I've just thrown it all away

Because I'm everyone that I've ever loved all rolled into one
I'm all of the women that I've had in my life
The actress, the waitrеss, the nun

I'm there whеn I need me and I'm not when I don't
Just the same as my sweet Rosa Lee was
And as far as that time in the bus station goes
I'm everything that he was

I can cook just as good as my mama
Lord, I can dance like those guys on T.V
I'm a two-forty bowler, I'm a strong rock 'n roller
I'm a Jap when it's time to make tea
And I'm a host when my best friends come over
And kinda a hostess when they've finally gone away
I can sing up a song just like Neil Sedaka
I've got it covered, I'm kinky, straight, and gay

And so I'm everyone one that I have ever loved all rolled into one
I'm all of the women that I've had in my life
I'm Charo with the brains of Irene Dunne

And I'm there when I need me and I'm not when I don't
Just the same as my sweet Norma Lou was
I don't care if your packing your suitcases, girl
I know I'm twice the man that you was

That's why I'm everyone that I've ever loved all rolled into one
I'm all of the women that I've had in my life
The actress, the stewardess, the nun

And I'm there when I need me and I'm not when I don't
Just the same as my sweet Emma Lou was
I don't care if you're packing your suitcases girl
'Cuz I'm twice the man that you was

That's why I'm everyone that I've ever loved all rolled into one
I'm all of the women that I've had in my life
My sister, my aunt, my grandma, and I ain't done