Salty Paul by Marshal Manson Lyrics

This screen is fucking laggy
Ben's across the room and he's fucking laughing at me
It ain't my fault that I'm fat
I was poor as a kid and I have a bad back
I need my couch I don't deserve this
Let me talk to IKEA customer service
Santa called that kid fat
Still can't believe he did that

And I've been doin' a backwards hadouken since 1992
Salty Paul round as a ball
And I'm fat cus my back is bent, no tellin where my couch from IKEA went
Salty Paul, Round as a ball

I forgot my vape at TJ's house
Nicotine fit so I can run my mouth
Gingers can tan ben
And don't get me started on penguins
Billy threw his piss on me
I attacked him while he was in his seat

And I've been doin' a backwards hadouken since 1992
Salty Paul round as a ball
And I'm fat cus my back is bent, no tellin where my couch from IKEA went
Salty Paul, Round as a ball

Salty.....
Salty.....
Salty.....