Limp Vagina by Marriage Counseling Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Theres just something so magnetic about that mom and her 4 kids
That makes me wanna drive my car yeah straight into the ditch
And if god allows that I survive this catatrophic incident
I'll spit the remaining teeth I have yeah straight into the ditch
And I'm gonna get a tattoo of your name across my wrist
Bite the straw spit out the flaw I think you made me into this
Middle finger to the sticker while I watch the red light flicker
Say good bye

[Chorus 1]
These men are going their own way
Say good bye

[Verse 2]
Choke me out I have no function I'll sleep upon your couch
This fucking futon ain't so comfy just so you could sleep all by yoursеlf
And I stopped dreaming in color when you bеgan to sacrifice your health
It turned me off limp vagina

[Chorus 2]
And in this moment
I can't force myself
To whine or cry about a single thing
My screaming flower
And I'm beginning to realize
I think I hate youuuuuuuuuu ooohhh
[Solo]

[Verse 3]
Please defile make hurt else I might defile you first
Let my mouth surround yours maybe finger up your skirt
Please forgive me it's all I know good old osmosis Joe
I'll monster mash inside your throat this cold October night

[Outro]
And if I lie around enough let my beer gut grow
I'll acquire enough excess skin for another limp vagina
Yeah fuck that