KFP by Markus Lyrics
[Intro: Markus & Yung Bookshelf]
Yo
Shout out Jablinski
It's Markus, featuring Yung Bookshelf
Hey, that's me
[Verse 1: Markus]
We open on a hero
So far from a zero
Fur black and white
Fuck shit up like DeNiro
The furious five couldn’t take this guy
So they bow their heads and they give him fives
Po wakes up
And he’s voiced by Jack Black
But that shit was a dream and his life is wack
He works with his dad, but his dad is a goose
I’m worried some day they gon' breaks the news
He too girthy, super unworthy
Dreams of being a warrior as he’s going round serving
Inside the restaurant where he’s working
And a tiny ass bed from which he is lurking
Master Shifu walks around with his constant frown
He gets called by Oogway so he heads on down
There’s a magic peach tree it’s on sacred ground
But the turtle says Tai Lung’s coming back to town
[Interlude: Markus & Yung Bookshelf]
It's absolutely insane with these animals out here
You know what I mean?
Yeah, man, totally, it's just like, you know-
It's crazy, it's crazy
But it's about to go down
'Cause we're going into the second part
You know what I mean?
[Verse 2: Markus]
Its Dragon Warrior time
Shifu has faith in the furious five
But little does he know, here comes Po
Rushing to watch, noodle cart in tow
Fireworks aglow, and shits gone crazy
Then Po becomes the Dragon Warrior baby
Tigress is livid, that position was hers
This fucking Panda seems more like a curse
He’s persistent, constant commitment
Even though only the turtle doesn’t seem indifferent
And his dad just needs him for the noodle shipment
But he memorized the moves and kung fu equipment
There’s a scroll that they’re all fighting over
This shit is lucky but rare, like a four leafed clover
He dropped to a new level, almost sub zero
I mean what happened to those dreams of being a hero
Five ass whoopings but the man can take it
He’s not putting up with the Tiger’s fake shit
Turns out Tai Lung used a feather to escape
The final battle of the film is taking shape
[Interlude: Markus & Yung Bookshelf]
And then this leopard dude shows up
It's absolutely insane, he murders a goose
Are you sure?
Yeah, like his dad, there's a goose messenger
Daaang!
It's crazy, but now it's the last part
You know what I mean?
Oh, oh yeah
[Verse 3: Markus]
So the leopard arrives, fights the furious five
He’s almost defeated but manages to survive
Yo, I’m honestly getting worried about this guy
But Po is the shit I know he won’t die
Turns out there was no secret ingredient
Po finds the power, man he’s finally seeing it
The moves he memorized had me mesmerized
He grabs Tai Lung’s pinky and shoots him in the eyes
Skidoosh, an echoing whoosh
My man the panda finally beat this douche
That’s the end of the story, and Oogway can leave
His friends circle up as they start to grieve
But a new chapter comes, and there’s King Fu Panda 2
Jack Black needs to pay the bills, what else can he do?
[Outro: Markus & Yung Bookshelf]
It's Hollywood, dude, it's expensive
Yeah, you know, gotta pay that rent somehow
It's true, shoutout
Yo what the fuck's Yale doing these days?
Speaking of rent
Disgusting, though, disgusting
Ugh, disgusting, they have a good art gallery, though
That's true, that's true
Good coffee shop, Book Trader Cafe
Shoutout to Book Trader Cafe!
Send this to a friend
And if they don't respond in one minute
They owe you a 2007 John Deere 9860 STS Combine
Yo
Shout out Jablinski
It's Markus, featuring Yung Bookshelf
Hey, that's me
[Verse 1: Markus]
We open on a hero
So far from a zero
Fur black and white
Fuck shit up like DeNiro
The furious five couldn’t take this guy
So they bow their heads and they give him fives
Po wakes up
And he’s voiced by Jack Black
But that shit was a dream and his life is wack
He works with his dad, but his dad is a goose
I’m worried some day they gon' breaks the news
He too girthy, super unworthy
Dreams of being a warrior as he’s going round serving
Inside the restaurant where he’s working
And a tiny ass bed from which he is lurking
Master Shifu walks around with his constant frown
He gets called by Oogway so he heads on down
There’s a magic peach tree it’s on sacred ground
But the turtle says Tai Lung’s coming back to town
[Interlude: Markus & Yung Bookshelf]
It's absolutely insane with these animals out here
You know what I mean?
Yeah, man, totally, it's just like, you know-
It's crazy, it's crazy
But it's about to go down
'Cause we're going into the second part
You know what I mean?
[Verse 2: Markus]
Its Dragon Warrior time
Shifu has faith in the furious five
But little does he know, here comes Po
Rushing to watch, noodle cart in tow
Fireworks aglow, and shits gone crazy
Then Po becomes the Dragon Warrior baby
Tigress is livid, that position was hers
This fucking Panda seems more like a curse
He’s persistent, constant commitment
Even though only the turtle doesn’t seem indifferent
And his dad just needs him for the noodle shipment
But he memorized the moves and kung fu equipment
There’s a scroll that they’re all fighting over
This shit is lucky but rare, like a four leafed clover
He dropped to a new level, almost sub zero
I mean what happened to those dreams of being a hero
Five ass whoopings but the man can take it
He’s not putting up with the Tiger’s fake shit
Turns out Tai Lung used a feather to escape
The final battle of the film is taking shape
[Interlude: Markus & Yung Bookshelf]
And then this leopard dude shows up
It's absolutely insane, he murders a goose
Are you sure?
Yeah, like his dad, there's a goose messenger
Daaang!
It's crazy, but now it's the last part
You know what I mean?
Oh, oh yeah
[Verse 3: Markus]
So the leopard arrives, fights the furious five
He’s almost defeated but manages to survive
Yo, I’m honestly getting worried about this guy
But Po is the shit I know he won’t die
Turns out there was no secret ingredient
Po finds the power, man he’s finally seeing it
The moves he memorized had me mesmerized
He grabs Tai Lung’s pinky and shoots him in the eyes
Skidoosh, an echoing whoosh
My man the panda finally beat this douche
That’s the end of the story, and Oogway can leave
His friends circle up as they start to grieve
But a new chapter comes, and there’s King Fu Panda 2
Jack Black needs to pay the bills, what else can he do?
[Outro: Markus & Yung Bookshelf]
It's Hollywood, dude, it's expensive
Yeah, you know, gotta pay that rent somehow
It's true, shoutout
Yo what the fuck's Yale doing these days?
Speaking of rent
Disgusting, though, disgusting
Ugh, disgusting, they have a good art gallery, though
That's true, that's true
Good coffee shop, Book Trader Cafe
Shoutout to Book Trader Cafe!
Send this to a friend
And if they don't respond in one minute
They owe you a 2007 John Deere 9860 STS Combine